Sima 🪭
@simashanzi.bsky.social
18+| im sima, love me on twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
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🔞 #SimaSmut
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🎨 #SimaSketch
🔞 #SimaSmut
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Sima 🪭
@simashanzi.bsky.social
· Dec 19
hi! i'm sima (any pronouns), a #VTuber that yaps nonstop on stream (twitch.tv/sima_shanzi) while playing games not that well and with an overall comfy vibe
please love me 💜
#Lewdtuber 18+ alt is bsky.app/profile/sima...
My socials and art credits are on sima-shanzi.carrd.co
please love me 💜
#Lewdtuber 18+ alt is bsky.app/profile/sima...
My socials and art credits are on sima-shanzi.carrd.co
💜 thanks 2025 it's been real, and unironically big things coming soon
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
💜 thanks 2025 it's been real, and unironically big things coming soon
im glad we're no longer in the era of using the word "ejaculated" to mean "said loudly/suddenly"
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
im glad we're no longer in the era of using the word "ejaculated" to mean "said loudly/suddenly"
finally, vtuber drama comes to my doorstep... and it's stupid. of all the things to spend energy on THIS is what you focus on?
relax and consider how much nothing you're accomplishing
relax and consider how much nothing you're accomplishing
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
finally, vtuber drama comes to my doorstep... and it's stupid. of all the things to spend energy on THIS is what you focus on?
relax and consider how much nothing you're accomplishing
relax and consider how much nothing you're accomplishing
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football teams get so many holding penalties, i genuinely believe every player that isn't a ball carrier should just wear mittens
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
football teams get so many holding penalties, i genuinely believe every player that isn't a ball carrier should just wear mittens
I'm so glad i discovered digital manga via my library, i get to read so many things I've heard about but never got into 😇
Apothecary Diaries, My Dress Up Darling, Frieren, Promised Neverland, Tokyo Ghoul, and some i started but didn't stick with but was happy to try
Apothecary Diaries, My Dress Up Darling, Frieren, Promised Neverland, Tokyo Ghoul, and some i started but didn't stick with but was happy to try
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm so glad i discovered digital manga via my library, i get to read so many things I've heard about but never got into 😇
Apothecary Diaries, My Dress Up Darling, Frieren, Promised Neverland, Tokyo Ghoul, and some i started but didn't stick with but was happy to try
Apothecary Diaries, My Dress Up Darling, Frieren, Promised Neverland, Tokyo Ghoul, and some i started but didn't stick with but was happy to try
football teams get so many holding penalties, i genuinely believe every player that isn't a ball carrier should just wear mittens
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
football teams get so many holding penalties, i genuinely believe every player that isn't a ball carrier should just wear mittens
my standard for dating is "could do the entire who's on first bit with me without any mistakes" and seeing that performed wrong at all would break my heart so it's just safer to stay single and never be disappointed
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my standard for dating is "could do the entire who's on first bit with me without any mistakes" and seeing that performed wrong at all would break my heart so it's just safer to stay single and never be disappointed
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
I made my first ever edit to wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I made my first ever edit to wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
2 truths and a lie is such a weird icebreaker game. "you just met these people, now deceive them" and also it's not hard to lie because they don't even know you.
more like 2 boring facts and a waste of time
more like 2 boring facts and a waste of time
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
2 truths and a lie is such a weird icebreaker game. "you just met these people, now deceive them" and also it's not hard to lie because they don't even know you.
more like 2 boring facts and a waste of time
more like 2 boring facts and a waste of time
the funniest streamers i watch inevitably have a couple of the unfunniest chatters I've ever seen, like I'm not sure anyone ever told them jokes exist.
what are you getting out of these streams? gameplay???
it's a twitch phenomenon I'll never understand
what are you getting out of these streams? gameplay???
it's a twitch phenomenon I'll never understand
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the funniest streamers i watch inevitably have a couple of the unfunniest chatters I've ever seen, like I'm not sure anyone ever told them jokes exist.
what are you getting out of these streams? gameplay???
it's a twitch phenomenon I'll never understand
what are you getting out of these streams? gameplay???
it's a twitch phenomenon I'll never understand
what the hell is an oomf, how did the roblox death noise gain sentience and become a person
I've heard "one of my friends" and "one of my followers" which are two very different things
I've heard "one of my friends" and "one of my followers" which are two very different things
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
what the hell is an oomf, how did the roblox death noise gain sentience and become a person
I've heard "one of my friends" and "one of my followers" which are two very different things
I've heard "one of my friends" and "one of my followers" which are two very different things
can i get an order of chicken nuggets
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
can i get an order of chicken nuggets
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this feels like in Dark Souls when you find a message on the ground next to a bloodstain
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this feels like in Dark Souls when you find a message on the ground next to a bloodstain
when did late show audiences start clapping for jokes? was laughing not enough? i feel like you're just trying to make the show more about you the longer you clap
thank you for listening to my newest edition of complaining
thank you for listening to my newest edition of complaining
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
when did late show audiences start clapping for jokes? was laughing not enough? i feel like you're just trying to make the show more about you the longer you clap
thank you for listening to my newest edition of complaining
thank you for listening to my newest edition of complaining
where winds meet stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
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gacha nose | [18+]
twitch.tv
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
where winds meet stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
watch this space -> _
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
watch this space -> _
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
secret late star rail stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
Sima_Shanzi - Twitch
kinky experimentation (in honkai) | [18+]
twitch.tv
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
secret late star rail stream #VTuber twitch.tv/sima_shanzi
yes they may have thrown away millions for this BUT they'll probably be the best baseball players in their cell blocks, bet you didn't think of that
Federal prosecutors in New York have indicted two Guardians right-handers — Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Clase — for their alleged roles in a scheme to fix bets on pitches thrown in Major League Baseball games dating back to May 2023.
Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on federal gambling charges; both face up to 65 years in prison if convicted
Authorities arrested Luis Ortiz on Sunday in Boston on gambling charges. Emmanuel Clase is not in custody, according to multiple reports.
www.cleveland.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
yes they may have thrown away millions for this BUT they'll probably be the best baseball players in their cell blocks, bet you didn't think of that
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with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
with how many people get their accounts hacked all the time i feel like i should do a "how to not get hacked" stream/video.
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
question is how do i turn "don't click any link" into a full length video
look i get i'm "old gamer yells at clouds" but if i don't who will.
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
i refuse to add "in game" to anything i say on stream. if you seriously think that I'm gonna build a one block tower and jump off in real life that's on you.
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
look i get i'm "old gamer yells at clouds" but if i don't who will.
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
next up, my hatred of the term "content"
i refuse to add "in game" to anything i say on stream. if you seriously think that I'm gonna build a one block tower and jump off in real life that's on you.
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i refuse to add "in game" to anything i say on stream. if you seriously think that I'm gonna build a one block tower and jump off in real life that's on you.
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares
oh and my advice IS financial and legal advice, if it doesn't work for you thats fine because who cares