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Siggy Schnauzer
@siggyschnauzer.bsky.social
Asleep, either on the sofa or under a pub table 🍻

#SchnauzerGang
#DogsOfBluesky
Aww, Winston pal, you're in the best hands. Sending you all the healing vibes!
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Why thanks but takes one to know one, pal!
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hahahahahahaha 😆

Loving it, Sir Tommy! 👏

PS Joseph is terrifying!
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
😆 sorry I laughed hard but this is perfect!

And at least it's not a "fill in to claim your inheritance" form from a solicitor* 😆

*YES! I really did!
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hear here, Tommy pal 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So sorry 💔 😢

What a guy, Alfie pal 🌈
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
😢 💔
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He he he, good one Tommy😆

Mum says she's tired 🥱 She's normally pretty clued up but losing her touch 👀
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Caught by another homophone! *DRYER*
homer simpson from the simpsons is driving a car and says d' oh
Alt: Homer Simpson from Yhe Simpsons is driving a car and says d'oh
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December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What is it with homophones? *YOUR* 😆
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At least she didn't chew it 😆 😉
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Aww that's amazing, love it love it love it!
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oh you're mum's a 🌟 🤩 ⭐️ 🌠
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Woah T³P, good work pal - that looks GLORIOUS! Amazing! I'm enjoying watching your #DogsOnLogs antics - and your summer, from half way around the world 😀
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We once had a cat who, just after mum had been wrapping presents, looked really badly injured 😳 and couldn't walk properly😢 Turns out, she'd been helping wrapping aka rolling in the tape and had strips stuck on her belly fur 😆 She was a bit daft!
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
But at the end there are only 3 littlie kittlies using the tree - where did the other 4,000 kitties go? You know, the ones who were all over the shop helping with the build? 😲
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think us schnauzers like MAKING lots of noise, just not having to listen to it 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh hello Sasha, pal! We already know each other then 😀 cos a friend of lovely 🌠 Shrodes 🌠 is a friend of mine and... fambly is even better 🧡
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You mean, "It's going to be PERFECT! 💨"

So who's Sasha? Nice to meet you 👋 Hi again Molly, pal 👋
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Woah pal, that sounds like fancy bubbles, I must put it on my Secret Santa wish list!

Mum got me a gallon of rose-scented detangling gloop 🤢 even she wishes it was different - vanilla or coconut - while I wish it was rabbit 💩! That'd teach her 😆
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Perfect sun puddle there, Patsy pal 👏
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
At my last groomers, I hated the blasted blaster dryer sooo much (TOO WOOFIN' LOUD) that the groomer said, bath me at home, let me towel dry in my bathrobe and she'd groomerate me damp!
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
EXACTLY, pal, EXACTLY THAT! 💯 👊
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Love that you legged it pal! 😀 yet... glad you're safe, too!

My groom's pre-christmas - so I've definitely gotta be on my toes in case of a pre-groom baff - she's never sent me unbathed before (WHY? When they bath me too??!!).
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM