i know i've seen this guy around before because he's always skipping everywhere. i don't think it's because of a physical issue or anything, he can walk normally afaik. but he'll just start awkwardly shuffle skipping around when i'm trying to get coffee or whatever

i just go "hello?" and he only says "yeah" and skips away. i got out of there so fast holy hell

then i moved to hang out in the main campus building, just sitting on the couch chilling alone. same dude literally like... skips up to me, stands there, and stares at me. says nothing.

he kept saying things like "you're my best friend" and she like fake laughed and went "oh that's nice". anyway eventually they left and i forgot

I use it as an excuse to cook a bunch of food for people. gives me an opportunity to eat southern-style thanksgiving recipes I miss and people are happy to let me cook a nice dinner for them, so it works out well for me

i'm unfortunately a lorehead but these games are so fucking goofy. if you've never broken into inconsolable sob laughing while playing them i'm not sure you understand as much as you think you do

invading people as a huge green guy named shrek is also a valid reason to play

I have a feeling this quote from Grass's VA is bizarre even in Japanese, but it's fun thinking about whether it's more or less so than it reads as here

oh okay

half the time i learn a new fun fact and half the time i'm laughing hysterically at "white rice." and "nothing more than her own bean line". it's a win-win

my childhood home was also torn down, just this year even. I should probably remake it too, even though it was rightfully condemned for being a moldering piece of shit and was never half as cool even when it was intact

every now and then I'll be talking to her and she'll say "I'm still so mad they tore down my pawpaw's house" and I'm like GIRL ME TOO

her grandpa built that house. it had an in-ground pool. jigsaw puzzles on the wall. a walk-in pantry. she had a bunk bed even though she didn't share a room with her sister. i loved that place. played so many video games there