"My favorite part of riding MARTA is looking for new rat friends 🥰"

Zoboomafoo was NOT a ring tailed lemur. He was a Coquerel's sifaka, obviously. Everyone knows that.

miss me with this bullshit

(Tweets something about infections)

Gollum voice:

WHAT ABOUT THE TRANSSSESSSSSSSSSSsssss

"I don't know what a tort is besides a cake, and I'm not sure I want to."