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bi dyke seal werewolf
it/she
it/she
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlC... hey this is neat
The Video Formats of Classic Doctor Who
YouTube video by Michael in Lo-Fi
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlC... hey this is neat
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the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
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February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
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i was losing my shit because she said "look at this" as if she had something specific she wanted to show me and then she just went to youtube and typed in "pizza" and started scrolling thru the results
i searched up pizza on youtube
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i was losing my shit because she said "look at this" as if she had something specific she wanted to show me and then she just went to youtube and typed in "pizza" and started scrolling thru the results
growing up is realising the 'good' in good cry means you actually had a cry that was good and not just a way to emphasize the crying aspect
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
growing up is realising the 'good' in good cry means you actually had a cry that was good and not just a way to emphasize the crying aspect
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My wife and I ordered Gino’s yesterday.
Pretty nice pizza, let me tell you. Pretty nice. 😋👍
Pretty nice pizza, let me tell you. Pretty nice. 😋👍
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My wife and I ordered Gino’s yesterday.
Pretty nice pizza, let me tell you. Pretty nice. 😋👍
Pretty nice pizza, let me tell you. Pretty nice. 😋👍
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the train I was on got stuck on the tracks for 4 hours because of a fatality involving the train ahead of us. when we finally reached the next station they gave everyone on board a slice of cheese pizza. I got this free slice of pizza because someone died today. hope all is well and see you tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
the train I was on got stuck on the tracks for 4 hours because of a fatality involving the train ahead of us. when we finally reached the next station they gave everyone on board a slice of cheese pizza. I got this free slice of pizza because someone died today. hope all is well and see you tomorrow
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i searched up pizza on youtube
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
i searched up pizza on youtube
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PRO TIP !! you actually dont need to wait until the super bowl to watch commercials on tv . they show those everyday
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
PRO TIP !! you actually dont need to wait until the super bowl to watch commercials on tv . they show those everyday
miss piggy memes
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
miss piggy memes
im not a pirate, i just think "ahoy matey !" is a really fun way to greet someone
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
im not a pirate, i just think "ahoy matey !" is a really fun way to greet someone
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patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
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got clocked by a girl at an afters who "did a lot of drag" when she was younger so "knew the signs" of a trans woman and then she proceeded to talk about how woke she was and how much she accepts trans people without letting me talk at all i hate it here
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
got clocked by a girl at an afters who "did a lot of drag" when she was younger so "knew the signs" of a trans woman and then she proceeded to talk about how woke she was and how much she accepts trans people without letting me talk at all i hate it here
soon I will be a vampire
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
soon I will be a vampire
nose ring girl
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
nose ring girl
doctor who hyperfixation eating me alive
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
doctor who hyperfixation eating me alive
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dracula : I vould like .. one milkshake .
ice cream employee : do you want like blood in it or something
dracula : No . Not in the mood
ice cream employee : do you want like blood in it or something
dracula : No . Not in the mood
January 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
dracula : I vould like .. one milkshake .
ice cream employee : do you want like blood in it or something
dracula : No . Not in the mood
ice cream employee : do you want like blood in it or something
dracula : No . Not in the mood
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Happy Sex Matters losing two cases in one day despite being funded by billionaires to all who celebrate
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Happy Sex Matters losing two cases in one day despite being funded by billionaires to all who celebrate
it can be quite scary having your brain shift from extreme optimism to extreme despair at lightning speed
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
it can be quite scary having your brain shift from extreme optimism to extreme despair at lightning speed
world cup boycott wouldn't even be that difficult if we're being honest it should be the bare minimum response from foreign countries
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
world cup boycott wouldn't even be that difficult if we're being honest it should be the bare minimum response from foreign countries
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I watched the video and pretty much everyone is representing it pretty much accurately and I don't think you need to watch it if your takeaway is that a bunch of ICE guys were on top of a dude who they were beating and then one of them decided to shoot him at point blank range for no obvious reason
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I watched the video and pretty much everyone is representing it pretty much accurately and I don't think you need to watch it if your takeaway is that a bunch of ICE guys were on top of a dude who they were beating and then one of them decided to shoot him at point blank range for no obvious reason
people being nostalgic for 2016 is insane to me because i distinctly remember how everyone thought it was a particularly awful year at the time
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
people being nostalgic for 2016 is insane to me because i distinctly remember how everyone thought it was a particularly awful year at the time
there's a dam blocking the tears from pouring
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
there's a dam blocking the tears from pouring