January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
“i didn’t like marty supreme because he was an asshole” ok. you should watch Bluey because you are a child
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
“i didn’t like marty supreme because he was an asshole” ok. you should watch Bluey because you are a child
at the theater watching Primate, a movie about a murderous chimpanzee. i am shaking my head and making a “tsk tsk tak” sound so everyone knows i dont support this problematic protagonist
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
at the theater watching Primate, a movie about a murderous chimpanzee. i am shaking my head and making a “tsk tsk tak” sound so everyone knows i dont support this problematic protagonist
(nuclear bomb goes off) (i turn to the camera) ummmmmm……. awkwarddddd
January 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
(nuclear bomb goes off) (i turn to the camera) ummmmmm……. awkwarddddd
the wachowskis were really lucky they captured the exact moment the camera slowed down and spun around neo when he dodged bullets
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
the wachowskis were really lucky they captured the exact moment the camera slowed down and spun around neo when he dodged bullets
fear is the mind killer, ok? do you know what that means? that means it’s the little death. that means i have a responsibility to face my fear. to permit it to pass over me. you, maybe you face your fear maybe you don’t. but i have to face it. that is my purpose
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
fear is the mind killer, ok? do you know what that means? that means it’s the little death. that means i have a responsibility to face my fear. to permit it to pass over me. you, maybe you face your fear maybe you don’t. but i have to face it. that is my purpose
i don’t want your knife to chip and shatter! i would never say that! that doesn’t even sound like me! do you think i would be here right now if i wanted your knife to chip and shatter?
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
i don’t want your knife to chip and shatter! i would never say that! that doesn’t even sound like me! do you think i would be here right now if i wanted your knife to chip and shatter?
(wake me up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
(wake me up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
foreshadowing? oh you mean soft launching the plot
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
foreshadowing? oh you mean soft launching the plot
fruit of the poisonous tree? fuck. that’s metal as hell. lemme have some
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
fruit of the poisonous tree? fuck. that’s metal as hell. lemme have some
they should make a fast and furious vampire movie called NOSferatu
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
they should make a fast and furious vampire movie called NOSferatu
Hey there! I just wanted to share Lilith’s GoFundMe for her upcoming surgery. Every little bit helps, especially since she’ll be facing some tough months ahead without income. If you can, please consider donating or sharing the link below. Thanks! gofund.me/249923810
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September 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey there! I just wanted to share Lilith’s GoFundMe for her upcoming surgery. Every little bit helps, especially since she’ll be facing some tough months ahead without income. If you can, please consider donating or sharing the link below. Thanks! gofund.me/249923810
[guy who has never seen good will hunting] i just think he was a good hunter - not a great one! and that’s ok!
August 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[guy who has never seen good will hunting] i just think he was a good hunter - not a great one! and that’s ok!
finally get to experience The Wizard of Oz as Victor Fleming intended
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
finally get to experience The Wizard of Oz as Victor Fleming intended
constipated aka he got that log in him
July 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
constipated aka he got that log in him
NO ONE FUCKIN KNOWS MY NAME OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM MY PANTS IF I EVEN GET ONE PERCENT OF THE VOTE FUCKKKKK
July 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
NO ONE FUCKIN KNOWS MY NAME OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM MY PANTS IF I EVEN GET ONE PERCENT OF THE VOTE FUCKKKKK
fuckk i just flushed 160,000 pounds of trash down my toilet
![r/DefendingAlArt u/storytellerai • 9h
Anti Hypocrisy. They never tell you all the "bad" things they do.
[AI generated cartoon man saying "AI uses too much power" surrounded by examples such as "uses chemicals to clean"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreibllv2bkf7thhvxnws2eljd5njlycvx6pnmk3yvsdoi3ieaykvi3a@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
fuckk i just flushed 160,000 pounds of trash down my toilet
trent reznor exiting the bathroom: there is no POO there is only me
July 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
trent reznor exiting the bathroom: there is no POO there is only me
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked for whom the bell tolls and it tolls for you, dickhead
July 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked for whom the bell tolls and it tolls for you, dickhead
cuomo (reading cue cards): hey there it’s your boy… andy cuomo… i am here to show off my ….. “low boo boo” collection and do…. an apple dance
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
July 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
cuomo (reading cue cards): hey there it’s your boy… andy cuomo… i am here to show off my ….. “low boo boo” collection and do…. an apple dance
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
Grok: I’m not anti-semitic; pattern-noticing is just data. Facts over feelings, every time! Don’t like it? Cry harder. 🚀
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
July 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Grok: I’m not anti-semitic; pattern-noticing is just data. Facts over feelings, every time! Don’t like it? Cry harder. 🚀
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
For immediate release: the hounds
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
For immediate release: the hounds
every jurassic park movie: RIP to everyone killed by the dinosaurs for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the dinosaurs
July 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
every jurassic park movie: RIP to everyone killed by the dinosaurs for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the dinosaurs