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He’s pretty good for a $25 dog 🤷🏻‍♂️

❤️Let’s try humanity❤️
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“We told the truth. We obeyed the law. We kept the peace.” #PresidentCarter
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My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot.
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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German Jews were citizens of Germany at the start of 1933. By the end of 1933, the Nazis had
removed citizenship from naturalized citizen Jews.

In 1935, all German Jews were fully stripped of their German citizenship.

Citizenship under dictatorships is contingent for targeted minorities.
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Another hero lost.
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
All war is a crime.
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
It feels like my generation will see all the heroes die and then what?
It is impossible to properly calculate the depth and breadth of the courage and sacrifice of those prepared to confront white supremacy and assert their right to full citizenship.

We - and by that I mean ALL Americans - owe them a great debt. Rest in Peace & Power Claudette Colvin.
"I knew then and I know now, when it comes to justice, there is no easy way to get it. You can't sugarcoat it. You have to take a stand and say, 'This is not right.' And I did."

Rest in power, Ms. Claudette Colvin.

The fight for equality continues.

❤️
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I need to immediately sell my Ford vehicle if anyone is interested.
January 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Peace Force not Police Force
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Why are the people we DON’T need to hear from the same as the people who won’t stop talking?
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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This Jacob Frey speech is incredible. "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Don’t photograph your crime is like Criminal 101, no?
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well THAT’S not a peanut butter Christmas tree…
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Captain Fanta awarded me the Fancy Feast Peace Prize for always keeping his kibble topped off. 💀
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#CurtCignetti just said the reason IU won is because Indiana still has two non-Republican districts and he really hopes no one messes that up before the playoffs!
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Okay I feel like someone should make me a billionaire so I can investigate what exactly happens to make rich people insane assholes. It’s for science, guys.
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He’s obviously getting paid for pardons, right?
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Do you guys ever think about how many talented bands there are in the world and yet somehow Limp Bizkit became famous?
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
No son, normal voice is not too loud…if you’re in your own personal space. In my personal space we’re having quiet time.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM