You know what? Fuck it, jamon-beurre but with mortadella and German mustard. (I still used that French butter with the big salt crystals in it 😏)
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You know what? Fuck it, jamon-beurre but with mortadella and German mustard. (I still used that French butter with the big salt crystals in it 😏)
What if we kissed after hitting the stone bear pipe 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What if we kissed after hitting the stone bear pipe 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Just a reminder: I think it’s real fuckin weird behavior to follow someone and then never interact with their posts in any way whatsoever. Are you tryin to get a follow back? That’s even sadder and creepier.
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just a reminder: I think it’s real fuckin weird behavior to follow someone and then never interact with their posts in any way whatsoever. Are you tryin to get a follow back? That’s even sadder and creepier.
Whelp my options for my hip are: 1) do nothing 2) surgery that involves opening me up and dislocating my hip while they work on it. Neither are very nice and I’m feeling a bit shit now :(
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Whelp my options for my hip are: 1) do nothing 2) surgery that involves opening me up and dislocating my hip while they work on it. Neither are very nice and I’m feeling a bit shit now :(
When a person I find attractive messages me on the apps™️ my first reaction is always “is this a scam or someone who is completely psycho?” How sad is that lmao
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When a person I find attractive messages me on the apps™️ my first reaction is always “is this a scam or someone who is completely psycho?” How sad is that lmao
I think I met these guys at the Eagle once, but they wouldn’t stop talking about their onlyfans :(
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think I met these guys at the Eagle once, but they wouldn’t stop talking about their onlyfans :(
“So.. whoever knew.. that the cook was involved.. killed her?”
“Yes!”
The little smug smile and nod that Martin Mull gives after this exchange makes me laugh every. single. time.
“Yes!”
The little smug smile and nod that Martin Mull gives after this exchange makes me laugh every. single. time.
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“So.. whoever knew.. that the cook was involved.. killed her?”
“Yes!”
The little smug smile and nod that Martin Mull gives after this exchange makes me laugh every. single. time.
“Yes!”
The little smug smile and nod that Martin Mull gives after this exchange makes me laugh every. single. time.
Lil drunk after the izakaya 🍺🍶
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lil drunk after the izakaya 🍺🍶
Excellent lunch today - one of the sushi guys took all the fatty tuna scraps and made me a special lil rollie PLUS I snagged a mango lassi from another chef. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Excellent lunch today - one of the sushi guys took all the fatty tuna scraps and made me a special lil rollie PLUS I snagged a mango lassi from another chef. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Shitty boss tried to blame something on me that didn’t get done while he was on vacation. Hit em right back with the “where was you OOO email delegating your tasks while you were gone? Isn’t our policy to send one if you are out for more than a day for exactly this reason?” Like fuck off
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Shitty boss tried to blame something on me that didn’t get done while he was on vacation. Hit em right back with the “where was you OOO email delegating your tasks while you were gone? Isn’t our policy to send one if you are out for more than a day for exactly this reason?” Like fuck off
Two rice crispy treats for Sunday magic: brown butter black sesame and salted caramel + bacon
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Two rice crispy treats for Sunday magic: brown butter black sesame and salted caramel + bacon
Can’t believe I’ve been going here for a decade but the Korean ladies that run it make it hard to go anywhere else. They pile you with extra banchan, seafood pancake is always free, and sometimes you get tteokbokki (if they like you)
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Can’t believe I’ve been going here for a decade but the Korean ladies that run it make it hard to go anywhere else. They pile you with extra banchan, seafood pancake is always free, and sometimes you get tteokbokki (if they like you)
An edible and a triple dipper? On a Wednesday?! It’s easier than you think
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
An edible and a triple dipper? On a Wednesday?! It’s easier than you think
Threw together a little pasta gricia last night. Just guanciale, black pepper, and pecorino Romano plus pasta water to make a gorgeous glossy sauce that clings to each mezze rigatoni.
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Threw together a little pasta gricia last night. Just guanciale, black pepper, and pecorino Romano plus pasta water to make a gorgeous glossy sauce that clings to each mezze rigatoni.
320# wings double fried and 60 quarts of fish sauce caramel to make these wings happen the other day. Sweet salty funky and so good
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
320# wings double fried and 60 quarts of fish sauce caramel to make these wings happen the other day. Sweet salty funky and so good
C’mere coach, got something for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
C’mere coach, got something for ya
Due to inflation “millionaires bacon” has been reduced to “non-existent middle class bacon” :(
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Due to inflation “millionaires bacon” has been reduced to “non-existent middle class bacon” :(
Today’s fit: bassist in a hardcore band
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Today’s fit: bassist in a hardcore band
Look at these fuckin monsters
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Look at these fuckin monsters
This was really unexpectedly great. The world felt so big, and rich without feeling overly exposition-y. Goblin wars, great folklore-like magic, a fantastic pantheon, and grand adventure.
October 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This was really unexpectedly great. The world felt so big, and rich without feeling overly exposition-y. Goblin wars, great folklore-like magic, a fantastic pantheon, and grand adventure.
Please don’t ask me anything about baseball 😩
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Please don’t ask me anything about baseball 😩
