Shmaylor
@shmaylor.bsky.social
podficcer, robot apologist, the B stands for bees
As a person who only watches figure skating during the olympics and knows fuck all, my hot take is that they should put the ice dancing last in the team event. Some of the women's and men's skaters look like a bag of limbs after watching the lovely fluid movement of the ice dancers
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
As a person who only watches figure skating during the olympics and knows fuck all, my hot take is that they should put the ice dancing last in the team event. Some of the women's and men's skaters look like a bag of limbs after watching the lovely fluid movement of the ice dancers
winter olympics is insane, because every 3rd sentence of commentary is like "and here is a list of the horrific injuries this athlete has experienced in the past 2 years alone"
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
winter olympics is insane, because every 3rd sentence of commentary is like "and here is a list of the horrific injuries this athlete has experienced in the past 2 years alone"
dealing with soooo much bureaucracy fuckery this morning
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
dealing with soooo much bureaucracy fuckery this morning
🎶 Santa Gator, crawlin' down your chimney tonight 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶 Santa Gator, crawlin' down your chimney tonight 🎶
oh no. a fanfic for The Pitt describing a character as drinking Wawa coffee. this author has clearly missed the eastern vs western PA convenience store divide. it should be GetGo coffee, or perhaps Sheetz
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
oh no. a fanfic for The Pitt describing a character as drinking Wawa coffee. this author has clearly missed the eastern vs western PA convenience store divide. it should be GetGo coffee, or perhaps Sheetz
Locked accounts WHEN. I want to share a funny thing from work but it's too identifiable :(
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Locked accounts WHEN. I want to share a funny thing from work but it's too identifiable :(
Going to save this to use as a reaction image. I'm sure I can get some mileage out of it like twice month at work
Yeah, data isn't so fun now is it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Going to save this to use as a reaction image. I'm sure I can get some mileage out of it like twice month at work
Hmmm. I was going to go into work, but my office is right in the uncertainty zone of "could get 1 inch of snow, could get 12, we just don't know." So I guess today is a work from home day
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hmmm. I was going to go into work, but my office is right in the uncertainty zone of "could get 1 inch of snow, could get 12, we just don't know." So I guess today is a work from home day
Eep I did NOT think ahead in this pattern and notice that a bunch of the stranded colorwork is knit flat instead of in the round. Stranded purling my beLOATHED
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Eep I did NOT think ahead in this pattern and notice that a bunch of the stranded colorwork is knit flat instead of in the round. Stranded purling my beLOATHED
reading The Pitt fanfic and this author mentions CMU for background flavor instead of UPitt like I'd expect 👀 Are they just avoiding the worldbuilding uncertainty re:the existence of UPMC? orrrr...?
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
reading The Pitt fanfic and this author mentions CMU for background flavor instead of UPitt like I'd expect 👀 Are they just avoiding the worldbuilding uncertainty re:the existence of UPMC? orrrr...?
Learned a thing about a coworker:
He brings cereal & milk to work in the mornings (fine, normal). He pours the milk into the cereal before he leaves his house (weird, it'll get soggy??). But no, it won't have time to get too soggy because he EATS IT WHILE STANDING UP ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN (UNHINGED)
He brings cereal & milk to work in the mornings (fine, normal). He pours the milk into the cereal before he leaves his house (weird, it'll get soggy??). But no, it won't have time to get too soggy because he EATS IT WHILE STANDING UP ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN (UNHINGED)
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Learned a thing about a coworker:
He brings cereal & milk to work in the mornings (fine, normal). He pours the milk into the cereal before he leaves his house (weird, it'll get soggy??). But no, it won't have time to get too soggy because he EATS IT WHILE STANDING UP ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN (UNHINGED)
He brings cereal & milk to work in the mornings (fine, normal). He pours the milk into the cereal before he leaves his house (weird, it'll get soggy??). But no, it won't have time to get too soggy because he EATS IT WHILE STANDING UP ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN (UNHINGED)
I was out sick from work yesterday with a migraine, and came back to SO many emails. Like, more emails than I would usually get if I was out for a whole week. wtf
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I was out sick from work yesterday with a migraine, and came back to SO many emails. Like, more emails than I would usually get if I was out for a whole week. wtf
me @ the people across the street who leaf blow twice a week: have you considered Not Doing That?
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
me @ the people across the street who leaf blow twice a week: have you considered Not Doing That?
This feels like it could be an excellent Chuck Tingle book. "Pounded in the Butt by My Circulatory System Boyfriend While He Stands by My Pan"
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This feels like it could be an excellent Chuck Tingle book. "Pounded in the Butt by My Circulatory System Boyfriend While He Stands by My Pan"
'Per our previous posts' must be the social media manager equivalent of 'per my last email'
Per our previous posts on this, the social person doesn't get a say in the hazard descriptions so we must infer that this glass bottle breaks in a way that is unusually dangerous for glass bottles to break.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
'Per our previous posts' must be the social media manager equivalent of 'per my last email'
Finally getting back into swimming after like 3 years, and obviously I'm going to be slower than where I left off, but OOF. My cruising speed 100m split is at least 15 seconds behind where it used to be. Brutal
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Finally getting back into swimming after like 3 years, and obviously I'm going to be slower than where I left off, but OOF. My cruising speed 100m split is at least 15 seconds behind where it used to be. Brutal
first time I've disagreed with the USCPSC. put baby in pelican mouth
Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
first time I've disagreed with the USCPSC. put baby in pelican mouth
It was so good!! A++ floating, hasn't changed very much. All the same tanks, similar vibe, no added claims that they'll cure all your illnesses. Definitely obvious they're still revitalizing a space that was closed for 2 years (needs some more cleaning and airing out), but I think they'll get there
It's under new management, so it's possible it won't be good anymore, but I'm being hopeful!! Booked an appointment, so I'll find out on Saturday
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It was so good!! A++ floating, hasn't changed very much. All the same tanks, similar vibe, no added claims that they'll cure all your illnesses. Definitely obvious they're still revitalizing a space that was closed for 2 years (needs some more cleaning and airing out), but I think they'll get there
My float tank place has re-opened after literal years and I'm so happy that I might cry
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My float tank place has re-opened after literal years and I'm so happy that I might cry
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Day 1 Reveals! pod-together.dreamwidth.org/116265.html Today we have works in Star Wars: Rebels, One Piece, The Maze Runner, Our Place, Leverage TV, Stranger Things, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Devil Wears Prada, Ultraman Arc, 9-1-1 TV, and Batman/Batman: Under the Red Hood.
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August 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Day 1 Reveals! pod-together.dreamwidth.org/116265.html Today we have works in Star Wars: Rebels, One Piece, The Maze Runner, Our Place, Leverage TV, Stranger Things, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Devil Wears Prada, Ultraman Arc, 9-1-1 TV, and Batman/Batman: Under the Red Hood.
Guy at this conference is beginning his presentation by quoting Wernher von Braun. That's certainly.... a choice
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Guy at this conference is beginning his presentation by quoting Wernher von Braun. That's certainly.... a choice
Dentist numbed me so good that I feel it through my cheekbone and up into my eyeball. This is the WEIRDEST sensation
August 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dentist numbed me so good that I feel it through my cheekbone and up into my eyeball. This is the WEIRDEST sensation