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Bart Auringer
@shivax.bsky.social
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The best known solution to fascism was chambered in .30-06. Added bonus: said solution is also reasonably effective against communism.
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I can dust off this old chestnut.
The US flag slowly turning into a Nazi flag: It never happened. It happened but not the way you said. It happened but it wasn't illegal. It happened, it was illegal, and there is nothing you can do about it. It happened, we're proud of it, and you're a traitor for questioning it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Old man and kid with "no step on snek" shirt. OM: That's a stupid fucking shirt, you don't revolt, you never revolted. Fascist little shit with your bullshit shirt fuck you.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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No foreigner could possibly embrace a holiday that is celebrated in foreign countries.
Thanksgiving Observed by Countries: Austria, Brazil, Canada, Germany, Kazakhstan, Liberia, Saint Lucia, Switzerland, United States
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The girls from Baby Got Back
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I'm sorry, but my brain went to this immediately.
Andre the Giant as "the Dread Pirate Roberts" who is here for your saaauls
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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40k Orks, famously based on soccer hooligans
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Mostly abandoned Earth from Cowboy Bebop surrounded by orbiting debris field.
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Apparently anything beyond this is too much.
Also this isn't acceptable because it's probably too Victorian or something.
Bela Lugosi as Dracula 1931
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"Let's hang out sometime." "How about tomorrow" "Oh I meant another time. In the future." "A time that may not even occur."
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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You get one guess how this scene ends:
"Obama" on stage with GWAR
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Picture of white cat with ears back and mouth open in extremely unsettling pose [high pitched screaming]
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Probably some variation on this:
Vance Tweeting "I don't give a shit what you call it" in relation to a war crime
September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Average Bluesky user going to meet the DNC:
Dude in mask with baseball bat
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The Soviets had some firm negotiators as well.
August 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Who can forget our negotiators?
Little Boy and Fat Man
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Clerks, man with hand stuck in Pringles can.
August 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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My brain thinks it is this, but my brain is often wrong.
The Shadow 1994
August 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Population density of Ontario (Canada's most populous province) with 99% of it being 0-0.25 people per square kilometer
July 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Norm MacDonald from the infamous "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh," bit.
July 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Behold the dichotomy of England:
A lame piece of meat and nothing else labelled "Philly Cheesesteak" and a Chicken and halloumi souvlaki that looks amazing. Both from England.
July 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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This sucks for everyone, but also...
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. H. L. Mencken
July 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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South Park: The Fractured But Whole difficulty slider based on skin color with White on the East end and Very Difficult on the Black end.
June 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Counter point:
Christopher Lee
June 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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D&D equipment table listing Handaxe thrown range 20/60 feet. Gritty: "Rules are for suckers"
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM