yeah, but sometimes it happens at December to Dismember and no-one's happy. (Not that it was Bobby Lashley's fault, of course. #HurtSyndicate)

I'm reminded of this from Reddit.

www.reddit.com/r/ExplainThe...

There are plenty of good reasons that Braverman shouldn't be in Parliament, but this isn't one of them.

do we need to do this, if we already got an email from you earlier today?

I've seen other people call this "cakeism"; the UK is a nation that wants to have its low-taxation cake and eat it by living in a high-infrastructure country. And after decades of trying it, and watching the cake get smaller and smaller, all there is now is an empty plate.

So proud of Brent Spiner here; no matter how big you are, there's always someone you should be honoured to lose to.

Two men meet in the carpark of a Leeds hospital. They sit on a bench and start chatting. One of them has a bomb in their backpack and the other must talk them out of using it. A mindblowing and entirely true story that reads like a thriller. as.ft.com/r/13756c02-0...

I feel guilty for telling the original joke now.

Holy shit.

I hope they bought you a ticket to the Liverpool/Accrington Stanley game after all that.