He's like a mimic. More mimic than person, I think he was high on his own supply, I REALLY think he thought it would work. Garth and Chris Gaines do SNL together in Nov. 1999, right before the turn of the Willenium. At this time Creed had supplanted Nirvana, shit was Twilight Zone in all directions.

Whelp... I'm just happy for the engagement.

I submit that Garth Brooks was as much a creation as Chris Gaines, but because Garth was so staggeringly successful, he had no reason to suspect his Trent Reznor character wouldn't also take over the world.

Like an art nouveau cowboy that sold more albums than The Beatles. It worked and we memory hole'd it.

I dunno why but I always correlated this movie with the KIND of cowboy they invented exclusively for Garth Brooks to be, I can't explain it better than that.

Waterboy over both Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore? Just weird. Dude Where's My MacGruber.

Homie, I ask respectfully, what is your life?

Tribunals for ICE employees

What if I was the guy who killed global American soft-power forever by being like "Nah, all cartoons should be irl."

sucker