Nolan Fabricius
@shiftlesshobo.bsky.social
*pries your eyeballs open with steel hooks*
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM AND REMEMBER.
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM AND REMEMBER.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
*pries your eyeballs open with steel hooks*
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM AND REMEMBER.
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM AND REMEMBER.
A Major Record Label: "What if a Cowboy could have the aesthetic of the cool dad from My Two Dads? What if a cowboy regarded the Highlander tv show the height of style? What if Catherine O'hara's character in Beetlejuice designed a cowboy?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A Major Record Label: "What if a Cowboy could have the aesthetic of the cool dad from My Two Dads? What if a cowboy regarded the Highlander tv show the height of style? What if Catherine O'hara's character in Beetlejuice designed a cowboy?"
I dunno why but I always correlated this movie with the KIND of cowboy they invented exclusively for Garth Brooks to be, I can't explain it better than that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I dunno why but I always correlated this movie with the KIND of cowboy they invented exclusively for Garth Brooks to be, I can't explain it better than that.
Oh god oh fuck
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh god oh fuck
Absolute catnip for goldfish brain libs
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Absolute catnip for goldfish brain libs
Frankly, Gondor had some of the worst helmets of all time.
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Frankly, Gondor had some of the worst helmets of all time.
One time at Meltdown I saw him and gave him this GPK (I had just purchased at Meltdown) and he didn't get it. He didn't know what it was.
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
One time at Meltdown I saw him and gave him this GPK (I had just purchased at Meltdown) and he didn't get it. He didn't know what it was.
English ppl when John Lennon said "Goo goo ga choo" for the first time.
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
English ppl when John Lennon said "Goo goo ga choo" for the first time.
One thing I need 2 point out before I die is that you can’t have the nostrils be on the cows cheeks. If he’s smiling like this you must move the nostrils above the new uncanny mouth. The nostrils do make sense on the outer bulges if the mouth itself is on the under-side of the pink flesh muzzle.
September 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
One thing I need 2 point out before I die is that you can’t have the nostrils be on the cows cheeks. If he’s smiling like this you must move the nostrils above the new uncanny mouth. The nostrils do make sense on the outer bulges if the mouth itself is on the under-side of the pink flesh muzzle.
If you know what a groyper is: No, they don’t.
September 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you know what a groyper is: No, they don’t.
A Dukes of Hazard clone called "The Vox Boys" where Ezra and Matty drive their weinermobile into tunnels painted on brick walls for 22 minutes every episode.
September 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A Dukes of Hazard clone called "The Vox Boys" where Ezra and Matty drive their weinermobile into tunnels painted on brick walls for 22 minutes every episode.
Looks like he’s choking on a whole-ass meatball.
September 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Looks like he’s choking on a whole-ass meatball.
My mans the ONLY one safe.
August 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My mans the ONLY one safe.
Ya love to see it. But I could do with fewer prepositional phrases.
August 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ya love to see it. But I could do with fewer prepositional phrases.
*sips coffee as I calmly start up my RIP BOZO machine*
August 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*sips coffee as I calmly start up my RIP BOZO machine*
August 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not the point of any of this but GOTTDAMN I am repulsed by the aesthetic of this room. Fuckin’ Hobby Lobby rococo.
August 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not the point of any of this but GOTTDAMN I am repulsed by the aesthetic of this room. Fuckin’ Hobby Lobby rococo.
They keep saying how great it is and all I’ve ever seen is monsters eating spaghetti. They’re just pitchmen, nobody has ever told a story worth telling via AI. Artists are artists BECAUSE THEY LIKE MAKING THEIR THINGS.
August 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They keep saying how great it is and all I’ve ever seen is monsters eating spaghetti. They’re just pitchmen, nobody has ever told a story worth telling via AI. Artists are artists BECAUSE THEY LIKE MAKING THEIR THINGS.