I am not a fan of folks rushing Christmas normally but I can’t complain about this early gift.

Combining late night thoughts leads to things like “People would not even know that when you flex and show off your rock hard muscles it is actually the non-Newtonian goo infesting your body and it will go back to sagging as soon as you relax”

Combining late night thoughts leads to things like “People would not even know that when you flex and show off your rock hard muscles it is actually the non-Newtonian goo infesting your body and it will go back to sagging as soon as you relax”

Maximum Over Boy

Does feeding you until your gut pins you down count?

Impossibly soft furniture that makes cute noises when fed…

Look the commute is going to be so much faster when their supervisor’s bulk is threatening to crush their own home

Or the floor giving out…

Folks don’t have to worry about getting laid off…They DO have to worry about me force feeding all the interns to the one that gets me the best coffee