BaronXL
@sheebsxl.bsky.social
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He/Him
Big Badger on a Big Internet
He/Him
Big Badger on a Big Internet
Mood? Awful.
Tums? Still good.
Tums? Still good.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mood? Awful.
Tums? Still good.
Tums? Still good.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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American Badger? European Badger? Baron is a Business Badger.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
American Badger? European Badger? Baron is a Business Badger.
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Combining late night thoughts leads to things like “People would not even know that when you flex and show off your rock hard muscles it is actually the non-Newtonian goo infesting your body and it will go back to sagging as soon as you relax”
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Combining late night thoughts leads to things like “People would not even know that when you flex and show off your rock hard muscles it is actually the non-Newtonian goo infesting your body and it will go back to sagging as soon as you relax”
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I hate my brain because it is just like “Damn imagine a gut just sagging heavily and packed with a heavy non-Newtonian fluid that makes your gut rock hard when folks apply a certain amount of pressure to it. That would be weird and hot”
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I hate my brain because it is just like “Damn imagine a gut just sagging heavily and packed with a heavy non-Newtonian fluid that makes your gut rock hard when folks apply a certain amount of pressure to it. That would be weird and hot”
I hate my brain because it is just like “Damn imagine a gut just sagging heavily and packed with a heavy non-Newtonian fluid that makes your gut rock hard when folks apply a certain amount of pressure to it. That would be weird and hot”
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I hate my brain because it is just like “Damn imagine a gut just sagging heavily and packed with a heavy non-Newtonian fluid that makes your gut rock hard when folks apply a certain amount of pressure to it. That would be weird and hot”
*Vore, goo furs*
The ol' "Give them a deep kiss but oops you're goo/slime/ooze and their throat and cheeks are bulged and they're bloating out and soon they're just stuffed to the brim With You just from a kiss, damn "
The ol' "Give them a deep kiss but oops you're goo/slime/ooze and their throat and cheeks are bulged and they're bloating out and soon they're just stuffed to the brim With You just from a kiss, damn "
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
*Vore, goo furs*
The ol' "Give them a deep kiss but oops you're goo/slime/ooze and their throat and cheeks are bulged and they're bloating out and soon they're just stuffed to the brim With You just from a kiss, damn "
The ol' "Give them a deep kiss but oops you're goo/slime/ooze and their throat and cheeks are bulged and they're bloating out and soon they're just stuffed to the brim With You just from a kiss, damn "
Ancient Badger Technique: I'm Gay *grunt*
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Ancient Badger Technique: I'm Gay *grunt*
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It's late at night. Post fat things.....
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's late at night. Post fat things.....
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Big and bigger Baron, YCH by @bigaverys.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Big and bigger Baron, YCH by @bigaverys.bsky.social
Big and bigger Baron, YCH by @bigaverys.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Big and bigger Baron, YCH by @bigaverys.bsky.social
Once again at work, wishing I was outgrowing my cubicle. Alas…
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Once again at work, wishing I was outgrowing my cubicle. Alas…
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A commission I did for @amarokhunter.bsky.social featuring his OC Lao stuck in a doorway! ^^
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A commission I did for @amarokhunter.bsky.social featuring his OC Lao stuck in a doorway! ^^
Climbing into bed, cozying up with a book, all it says is "Bigger" on the page. I wipe a tear from my eye, nodding.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Climbing into bed, cozying up with a book, all it says is "Bigger" on the page. I wipe a tear from my eye, nodding.
Work talking about combining departments and optimization and I am just trying not to let my mind turn it into merging/vore/absorption thoughts
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Work talking about combining departments and optimization and I am just trying not to let my mind turn it into merging/vore/absorption thoughts
*Vore, Endo*
I don't like to say "permanent endo" so much as "one million years dungeon"
I don't like to say "permanent endo" so much as "one million years dungeon"
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
*Vore, Endo*
I don't like to say "permanent endo" so much as "one million years dungeon"
I don't like to say "permanent endo" so much as "one million years dungeon"
But have you considered: tum?
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November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
But have you considered: tum?
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Getting possessed by demons is a lot like YouTube ad claims. Get possessed by enough of them and surely they just sorta cancel each other out as they power struggle
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Getting possessed by demons is a lot like YouTube ad claims. Get possessed by enough of them and surely they just sorta cancel each other out as they power struggle
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Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
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Sometimes meeting up with your friend group and partner at a party leaves you a bit closer than expected, but I don't think anyone is complaining about getting together like this.~
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November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes meeting up with your friend group and partner at a party leaves you a bit closer than expected, but I don't think anyone is complaining about getting together like this.~
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Even after a good bout of sleep, haunted by Huge Thoughts
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Even after a good bout of sleep, haunted by Huge Thoughts