This Machine Kills Hair Bands
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It's the wrong instrument, but I IMMEDIATELY thought of this very good joke from a parody sexy love song:
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It's the wrong instrument, but I IMMEDIATELY thought of this very good joke from a parody sexy love song:
There would be a little drawing like this and then a page of calculations. They made a big deal of "marking the peaks," and I can't tell if they meant the outside edges of the shape or the topography of the land, but there were never any dots inside and they did draw dots on the edge near the end.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There would be a little drawing like this and then a page of calculations. They made a big deal of "marking the peaks," and I can't tell if they meant the outside edges of the shape or the topography of the land, but there were never any dots inside and they did draw dots on the edge near the end.
The menorah is starting to get really prettyyyyyy!!!!! We don't have any windows that are good for this (the one in the bg opens onto wilderness, and the houseplants have claimed the bay window) but we can still enjoy it, ourselves!
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The menorah is starting to get really prettyyyyyy!!!!! We don't have any windows that are good for this (the one in the bg opens onto wilderness, and the houseplants have claimed the bay window) but we can still enjoy it, ourselves!
I just replaced the oil glass, so they're as shiny and clear as they're ever going to be!
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just replaced the oil glass, so they're as shiny and clear as they're ever going to be!
It's time to say the blessing! It's time to light the lights! It's time to light the menorah for Hanukkah tonight!
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's time to say the blessing! It's time to light the lights! It's time to light the menorah for Hanukkah tonight!
I haven't posted a real embroidery update in a While, but I'm finally on the home stretch. The end is in sight. I just have to do a frankly ludicrous amount of metallic stitching, and I can wash it, etc., and put it up on my wall.
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I haven't posted a real embroidery update in a While, but I'm finally on the home stretch. The end is in sight. I just have to do a frankly ludicrous amount of metallic stitching, and I can wash it, etc., and put it up on my wall.
The beginning of a beautiful friendshrimp 🦐
December 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The beginning of a beautiful friendshrimp 🦐
The final results! I think a veggie balance of less potato and more other veggies would be good next time, but honestly, that's a nitpick, not a complaint.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The final results! I think a veggie balance of less potato and more other veggies would be good next time, but honestly, that's a nitpick, not a complaint.
This was, by far, the best part of this year's Christmas light video. Whomst among us hasn't seen something that reminded us of our childhood and decided that we needed to wear it on our bodies and commune with it?
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This was, by far, the best part of this year's Christmas light video. Whomst among us hasn't seen something that reminded us of our childhood and decided that we needed to wear it on our bodies and commune with it?
@doodlemancy.com I just tasted for seasoning and it's doing great!!! Can't wait to put the sauce all over a croissant!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@doodlemancy.com I just tasted for seasoning and it's doing great!!! Can't wait to put the sauce all over a croissant!!!!
THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR SHAPE!!! THEY'RE BAKING UP JUST RIGHT!!! I LOVE MY NEW OVEN!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR SHAPE!!! THEY'RE BAKING UP JUST RIGHT!!! I LOVE MY NEW OVEN!!!!!!!
The thing about metallic thread is that not only do you have to use pieces that are literally half as long as your cotton threads, but also, by the time you're done with them the last 3-4 inches look like this and can't be used:
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The thing about metallic thread is that not only do you have to use pieces that are literally half as long as your cotton threads, but also, by the time you're done with them the last 3-4 inches look like this and can't be used:
She soaked up a lot of water under that tap!!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
She soaked up a lot of water under that tap!!!
Hasn't failed me yet, and I've diced plenty of onions!
Radial cutting also gives you the most uniform shape, even though the sizes are different. You have a lot fewer funky little triangular pieces; they're all non-euclidian rectangles.
Radial cutting also gives you the most uniform shape, even though the sizes are different. You have a lot fewer funky little triangular pieces; they're all non-euclidian rectangles.
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Hasn't failed me yet, and I've diced plenty of onions!
Radial cutting also gives you the most uniform shape, even though the sizes are different. You have a lot fewer funky little triangular pieces; they're all non-euclidian rectangles.
Radial cutting also gives you the most uniform shape, even though the sizes are different. You have a lot fewer funky little triangular pieces; they're all non-euclidian rectangles.
The official singalong videos are extremely funny because they seem to think that deleting one letter from phrases like "I heard Vox fucked him with a chair!" or "Now I'm the master and you're my bottomest bitch" will have any impact whatsoever on how appropriate they are for viewing.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The official singalong videos are extremely funny because they seem to think that deleting one letter from phrases like "I heard Vox fucked him with a chair!" or "Now I'm the master and you're my bottomest bitch" will have any impact whatsoever on how appropriate they are for viewing.
Therapist: Sultry Sir Pentious isn't real and can't hurt you. Sir Pentious isn't even real, and the guy spent his whole adult life people-watching because that was as much socialization as he could handle. He isn't good at making expressions!
Sultry Sir Pentious:
Sultry Sir Pentious:
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Therapist: Sultry Sir Pentious isn't real and can't hurt you. Sir Pentious isn't even real, and the guy spent his whole adult life people-watching because that was as much socialization as he could handle. He isn't good at making expressions!
Sultry Sir Pentious:
Sultry Sir Pentious:
And, of course, the most anticipated game of the year!
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And, of course, the most anticipated game of the year!
It's impossible to make it look right in a picture (the reflection actually looks more accurate) but the Tru-Tone lights look sooooo nostalgic and warm on my tree!!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's impossible to make it look right in a picture (the reflection actually looks more accurate) but the Tru-Tone lights look sooooo nostalgic and warm on my tree!!!
We're doing brisket for the dinner, and I can't wait to pair the sauce with mashed potatoes, garlic bread, and corn! A good sauce makes a good meal!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We're doing brisket for the dinner, and I can't wait to pair the sauce with mashed potatoes, garlic bread, and corn! A good sauce makes a good meal!!!
Aaaand TIME! The pies are done and all the hot dishes are ready to either reheat or, in the case of the carrots, cook.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Aaaand TIME! The pies are done and all the hot dishes are ready to either reheat or, in the case of the carrots, cook.
This is the kind of shit he pulls when his aunt makes him join the military. He knows his roommate's coming, so he finds himself a one-night stand. One must also imagine him having an upper-crust British accent or a New York trans-Atlantic accent.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is the kind of shit he pulls when his aunt makes him join the military. He knows his roommate's coming, so he finds himself a one-night stand. One must also imagine him having an upper-crust British accent or a New York trans-Atlantic accent.
We've GOT! The GOODS!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We've GOT! The GOODS!!!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Y'know, I appreciate the effort, but I'm really hoping never to go anywhere they'd even be *able* to save me from.
Y'know, I appreciate the effort, but I'm really hoping never to go anywhere they'd even be *able* to save me from.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Y'know, I appreciate the effort, but I'm really hoping never to go anywhere they'd even be *able* to save me from.
Y'know, I appreciate the effort, but I'm really hoping never to go anywhere they'd even be *able* to save me from.