I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

If America were a game of Monopoly we’re at the point in the game where one person owns 75% of the board and everyone’s just waiting for them to take everything everyone has left so the game can end

Zeno: okay team, we're half way through the sprint

Forget about Fentanyl; people are going to be smuggling iPhones from Canada into the US.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Most men have defined masculinity as not-feminine.

This means that the more women expand their abilities and interests once the domain of men, these men then have to more narrowly define their masculinity.

Soon all that’s left is just the toxic parts.

After I moved to Canada a couple of years ago I realized that I was no longer constantly running a massive stress routine in the background of my mind worrying about health care and guns. It was weirdly noticeable only when it stopped.

Response to www.forbes.com/sites/josipa...

I'm going to live tweet my responses & convert to a post afterwards.