Spork the Dork
@shaun0h.bsky.social
lifelong learner, seeker, professional dork, certified weirdo
Just a skinvelope trying to make peace with life and have some fun along the way.
My own opinions here.
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Just a skinvelope trying to make peace with life and have some fun along the way.
My own opinions here.
[he/they]
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Darren Sproles in pass pro
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Darren Sproles in pass pro
I'm leaving a lot in 2025. And it feels good. Here's to 2026, whatever it brings.
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm leaving a lot in 2025. And it feels good. Here's to 2026, whatever it brings.
In 2025 exercised my free will by knitting my cat a blanket, among other things.
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In 2025 exercised my free will by knitting my cat a blanket, among other things.
Let chessmas commence!
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Let chessmas commence!
In 2025 I moisturized every day. I finished 4 bottles of various lotions and three whole lip balms.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In 2025 I moisturized every day. I finished 4 bottles of various lotions and three whole lip balms.
In 2025 I enjoyed reading about marine and evolutionary biology, North Africa in the 1980s and 90s (historical fiction), music history and/as activism, and food systems.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 2025 I enjoyed reading about marine and evolutionary biology, North Africa in the 1980s and 90s (historical fiction), music history and/as activism, and food systems.
In 2025 I started to fix my eyes & feet. I continued to learn French, taught myself knitting, mowed my lawn crosscut, and ate several new fruits and vegetables. I've been decorating our tabletop Christmas tree with scraps like a crow.
The ugly nature of humanity persists, so do I. #keepwhimsy
The ugly nature of humanity persists, so do I. #keepwhimsy
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In 2025 I started to fix my eyes & feet. I continued to learn French, taught myself knitting, mowed my lawn crosscut, and ate several new fruits and vegetables. I've been decorating our tabletop Christmas tree with scraps like a crow.
The ugly nature of humanity persists, so do I. #keepwhimsy
The ugly nature of humanity persists, so do I. #keepwhimsy
It's time to wash your winter coat!
a cartoon stitch is sitting in a laundry basket
Alt: a cartoon stitch is sitting in a laundry basket tucking his ears into a swimsuit bikini top.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's time to wash your winter coat!
Hey what the fuck is wrong with the Supreme Court?
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey what the fuck is wrong with the Supreme Court?
They're "just" glasses but I've healed a lot of hurt over the past few weeks.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They're "just" glasses but I've healed a lot of hurt over the past few weeks.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
Do YOU know about Colugos?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo
Colugo - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do YOU know about Colugos?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo
Wednesday: Done.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is asking the woman if she is a cootie queen
Alt: Two people are standing next to each other looking at someone off screen. The person on the right is asking "who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" I think this was an orbit gym commercial.
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Wednesday: Done.
Did some hard stuff today and just often recently feels good sometimes! Proud of me for growing and living. What are you proud of yourself for?
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Did some hard stuff today and just often recently feels good sometimes! Proud of me for growing and living. What are you proud of yourself for?
Truly nothing like an all gender single use restroom in the airport
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Truly nothing like an all gender single use restroom in the airport
Can't sleep? Write your electeds.
a cartoon character is holding a feather in front of the declaration of independence
Alt: Cartoon Benjamin Franklin is holding a quill pen in front of the declaration of independence
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Can't sleep? Write your electeds.
Love flying in the Trump era as a trans person! Back to long wait times and free sensual massages from TSA. FDT.
a cartoon of bart simpson looking at himself in a mirror in a bedroom
Alt: a cartoon of Homer simpson looking at himself in a mirror in a bedroom. Saying "oh and by the way I was being sarcastic"
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Love flying in the Trump era as a trans person! Back to long wait times and free sensual massages from TSA. FDT.
The best part about the weekly No Kings protests is hyping them up by blasting FDT out the sunroof.
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The best part about the weekly No Kings protests is hyping them up by blasting FDT out the sunroof.
Thankful to live in a place where vaccine access isn't restricted because the federal government is unhinged. Getting my annual booster! Vaccines are community care.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
a cartoon drawing of a syringe with covid vaccines save lives written on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a syringe with covid vaccines save lives written on it
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September 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thankful to live in a place where vaccine access isn't restricted because the federal government is unhinged. Getting my annual booster! Vaccines are community care.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
"I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational" -Charlie Kirk
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational" -Charlie Kirk
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
It's finally Sunday Supper Season!
September 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's finally Sunday Supper Season!
Get vaccinated! I got my decennial TDAP and annual flu shot today! #vaccineswork #dontbestupid
a green sticker that says # vaccinated on a black background
Alt: a multicolored band aid sticker that says # vaccinated on a black background
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August 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Get vaccinated! I got my decennial TDAP and annual flu shot today! #vaccineswork #dontbestupid
Sooo when will the Federal Government start subsidizing Gatorade to ensure the plants get enough electrolytes?
a yellow flag with brawndo on it is flying in the wind
Alt: a yellow flag with red brawndo and green lightning on it is flying in the wind
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August 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sooo when will the Federal Government start subsidizing Gatorade to ensure the plants get enough electrolytes?