I'm both repulsed and vaguely fascinated...

The world has gone mad and the world of academia is under threat.

Definitely wear the Slippers. Take comfort where you can.

'Are you a Leftie?' Are we in 1960s USA hunting Commies again? When did being left-leaning become a crime?

My boss' comment was 'you could easily fill both!' Oh yes, wouldn't even break a fucking sweat.

Sent this by my boss....

Fuck yeah!

Or psychotic...

I once got taken aside by a teacher and asked what I do for a living as my then-5 year old had said her Mum had a job 'playing with dead people'. You obviously communicated your job to your boys better than I did to my kids!

I once did that with Jelly Babies. After regurgitation they stuck to the inside of the loo bowl like multi coloured leeches.

The marketing for it has gone a bit OTT...

It will be out just in time for me to take it on holiday! This makes me very happy.

Maybe we do need to remake some of the classics after all...