Sharkey 🦈
@sharkey.bsky.social
Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."
100% convinced Shirow saw this shit
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
100% convinced Shirow saw this shit
Science teacher friend left a knackered skelly in the cockpit without telling me. Fucker matches my mood.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Science teacher friend left a knackered skelly in the cockpit without telling me. Fucker matches my mood.
Brought the monsters to visit for the holiday. Potato thinks Fury is is best friend.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Brought the monsters to visit for the holiday. Potato thinks Fury is is best friend.
I think peak "no kid is gonna get this" was an entire episode of Pinky and the Brain that was just The Third Man.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think peak "no kid is gonna get this" was an entire episode of Pinky and the Brain that was just The Third Man.
Fury still just lets himself in. No fucks given about the corgi.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fury still just lets himself in. No fucks given about the corgi.
Yoooo I think I remember reviewing this one a million years ago. Was just about to go off about that cover art again.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yoooo I think I remember reviewing this one a million years ago. Was just about to go off about that cover art again.
Castlevania was kind of on the nose about how middle aged zoomers are gonna look, huh
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Castlevania was kind of on the nose about how middle aged zoomers are gonna look, huh
Geomancers are already halfway there. Between the two of them they have one whole outfit. It's like that time doctor who split into two guys and they each ended up with half his clothes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Geomancers are already halfway there. Between the two of them they have one whole outfit. It's like that time doctor who split into two guys and they each ended up with half his clothes.
It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.
I try not to generally bitch about boomers but asked my uncle for a photo of grandad and he sends a photo of a screenshot of a screenshot. Like, you can count the rings on this like it's a fuckin tree. Dude looks like a Fallout 4 character.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I try not to generally bitch about boomers but asked my uncle for a photo of grandad and he sends a photo of a screenshot of a screenshot. Like, you can count the rings on this like it's a fuckin tree. Dude looks like a Fallout 4 character.
when I get a bunch of complaints about a comic being "blasphemous"
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when I get a bunch of complaints about a comic being "blasphemous"
turned everything on to winterize. forgot I had the tape deck on blast and between purple haze and all the hydraulics and engine noise the potato is like excuse me what the fuck
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
turned everything on to winterize. forgot I had the tape deck on blast and between purple haze and all the hydraulics and engine noise the potato is like excuse me what the fuck
please don't rope me into this shit again.
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
please don't rope me into this shit again.
I really miss the 70s movie tradition of depicting cops as racist buffoons that exist to get dunked on. (3/4s of which were played by Clifton James.)
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I really miss the 70s movie tradition of depicting cops as racist buffoons that exist to get dunked on. (3/4s of which were played by Clifton James.)
I still think about it like, was it a specific episode that set them off or was it because they were just generally kind of a slut?
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I still think about it like, was it a specific episode that set them off or was it because they were just generally kind of a slut?
Way to bury this psycho shit one inch down under some sprinklers, asshole.
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Way to bury this psycho shit one inch down under some sprinklers, asshole.
I hope they turn this whole place into a sand trap.
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hope they turn this whole place into a sand trap.
corporate accounts posting horny on main is weird
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
corporate accounts posting horny on main is weird
Like, 5? But as an average of 1 or 10 with nothing in between. Like Mister Rogers wearing a bomb vest.
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Like, 5? But as an average of 1 or 10 with nothing in between. Like Mister Rogers wearing a bomb vest.
I wish I could sleep this stupid.
October 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I wish I could sleep this stupid.