Shanghai Hannah
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🚨NEW Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The Russian connected convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
🚨NEW Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
I can't believe this is even a question 😂
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Winter Olympics: Why aren’t Palestine competing and is Israel banned?
Winter Olympics: Why aren’t Palestine competing and is Israel banned?
Winter Olympics: Why aren’t Palestine competing and is Israel banned?
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I can't believe this is even a question 😂
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Hi @angelabarnes.bsky.social, hun can you do the deafies a solid and have a word about the lack of subtitles on the Mock The Week reboot?
It's soooooo disappointing!!
It's soooooo disappointing!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hi @angelabarnes.bsky.social, hun can you do the deafies a solid and have a word about the lack of subtitles on the Mock The Week reboot?
It's soooooo disappointing!!
It's soooooo disappointing!!
Can our man @daraobriain.bsky.social use his Irish charm on whoever at TLC, Discovery+, Sky etc to tell them that in 2026 it is NOT OK to have no subtitles on their catch up?
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Can our man @daraobriain.bsky.social use his Irish charm on whoever at TLC, Discovery+, Sky etc to tell them that in 2026 it is NOT OK to have no subtitles on their catch up?
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
Why are so many people now acting surprised or dumb as to why Keir Starmer put Mandelson in as Ambassador?
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Why are so many people now acting surprised or dumb as to why Keir Starmer put Mandelson in as Ambassador?
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
Oh, if we are seriously removing Peter Madelson from the House or Lords, let's do Lord Lebedev and Boris' whatsherface while we are at it, shall we?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Oh, if we are seriously removing Peter Madelson from the House or Lords, let's do Lord Lebedev and Boris' whatsherface while we are at it, shall we?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
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#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Welsh people can be dodgy too you know, we don't always have to make the gold chain geezer character have an East End/Essex accent.
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Welsh people can be dodgy too you know, we don't always have to make the gold chain geezer character have an East End/Essex accent.
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
Oh, OH, so did he torrent Match Of The Day, or did he use a VPN to access iPlayer???
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
a man with a beard wearing a pair of red sunglasses with the word sunglasses on them
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a pair of red sunglasses with the word sunglasses on them
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh, OH, so did he torrent Match Of The Day, or did he use a VPN to access iPlayer???
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
Made their own bao.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Made their own bao.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
Reposted by Shanghai Hannah
Filed my tax return last week.
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Filed my tax return last week.
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
I hope the various tourism boards of Spain appreciate how much influence Michael Portillo has on my boomer parents travel plans.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I hope the various tourism boards of Spain appreciate how much influence Michael Portillo has on my boomer parents travel plans.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
Why's me sisters cat looking like he is laying the foundation to throw a sickie off work tomorrow?
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Why's me sisters cat looking like he is laying the foundation to throw a sickie off work tomorrow?
Leccy blankets are still up there with the best ever inventions.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
January 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Leccy blankets are still up there with the best ever inventions.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
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It's not voters fault.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's not voters fault.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
In a full Letitia Cropley moment, my mum has announced she is making 'pakora cupcakes'.
a woman is wearing a clergy collar and looking at the camera with the words the vicar of dibley behind her
ALT: a woman is wearing a clergy collar and looking at the camera with the words the vicar of dibley behind her
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
In a full Letitia Cropley moment, my mum has announced she is making 'pakora cupcakes'.
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The richest individual on Earth should not own the keys to the largest disinformation machine on the planet.
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
The richest individual on Earth should not own the keys to the largest disinformation machine on the planet.
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
How does a crown come off whilst eating congee?
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
How does a crown come off whilst eating congee?
Kids today in Essex decreeing it isnt fair they have to go to school whilst those in Aberdeenshire don't.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Kids today in Essex decreeing it isnt fair they have to go to school whilst those in Aberdeenshire don't.
Rumours abound that Estonia will withdraw.
Thanks EBU.
Thanks EBU.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Rumours abound that Estonia will withdraw.
Thanks EBU.
Thanks EBU.
My 15 year old self can instantly tell you this is a first series episode called Ice.
QUALITY.
QUALITY.
yesterday i watched the X-Files episode that is basically The Thing but but in 1/3rd the time and no special effects and it's really fun, that's the sort of thing i miss from having tv shows with longer runs. being able to do what feels like in-universe fanfic like that. it's just neat
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My 15 year old self can instantly tell you this is a first series episode called Ice.
QUALITY.
QUALITY.
Honestly, he has a milliom little girlfriends down his road.
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Honestly, he has a milliom little girlfriends down his road.
I'm not saying I'm respsonsible for the mild weather round my way, but when we had that freezing cold snap a few weeks ago, I bought heated blankets pillows, thermals and those hand warmer thingies.
Haven't touched them in weeks, naturally.
Haven't touched them in weeks, naturally.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm not saying I'm respsonsible for the mild weather round my way, but when we had that freezing cold snap a few weeks ago, I bought heated blankets pillows, thermals and those hand warmer thingies.
Haven't touched them in weeks, naturally.
Haven't touched them in weeks, naturally.
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For those who yearn for a return to the EU, Labour’s cowardly retreat into support for Brexit besmirches its principles. So is the party coming to its senses at last? | Peter Thurlow
What is Labour’s game on Brexit?
For those who yearn for a return to the EU, Labour’s cowardly retreat into support for Brexit besmirches its principles. So is the party coming to its senses at last?
eastangliabylines.co.uk
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For those who yearn for a return to the EU, Labour’s cowardly retreat into support for Brexit besmirches its principles. So is the party coming to its senses at last? | Peter Thurlow