This is my new vibe, presenting an idea and then immediately providing a view into how it falls apart in real time. It’s like my work meetings.

“I was murdered!”

"I'm Drive"

It's like he's trying to convince the audience in the back that he's on a people mover

I love that kind of thing.

I always loved Letterman's "I get that this is a bit, but it still really sucks to deal with" vibe

Hearing a WOOOOOOOO come from the bathroom and then witnessing me trotting out making the sleepytime gesture was probably weird for the cleaning lady though, ngl

the possibility that someone might be disgusted is the only reason I ever do nice things

“Silence is a true friend who never betrays.”