Shane
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We will have many productive seasons here.
I repeatedly see Celia Weston in things and thing damn, Kate McKinnon is older than I realized
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I repeatedly see Celia Weston in things and thing damn, Kate McKinnon is older than I realized
“Permanently pause”. What a moron.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“Permanently pause”. What a moron.
The biggest question I ended up having about Signs (2002) is why did they have 250 POUNDS of dog food and how had they never noticed the coal chute it was stored directly under
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The biggest question I ended up having about Signs (2002) is why did they have 250 POUNDS of dog food and how had they never noticed the coal chute it was stored directly under
I’d be glad to get a Paul Hollywood handshake but tbh I’d rather hear him call something I made “roobereh”.
“Roobereh”, “klaggeh”, handshake, “spoongeh”. And maybe “rawwr”. In that order.
“Roobereh”, “klaggeh”, handshake, “spoongeh”. And maybe “rawwr”. In that order.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’d be glad to get a Paul Hollywood handshake but tbh I’d rather hear him call something I made “roobereh”.
“Roobereh”, “klaggeh”, handshake, “spoongeh”. And maybe “rawwr”. In that order.
“Roobereh”, “klaggeh”, handshake, “spoongeh”. And maybe “rawwr”. In that order.
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Baseball’s Oldest Argument https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/11/27/baseballs-oldest-argument/
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Baseball’s Oldest Argument https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/11/27/baseballs-oldest-argument/
Feels like Macy’s should start thinking about selling that parade huh
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Feels like Macy’s should start thinking about selling that parade huh
I always feel like it’s a weird, cop out sort of move to name a movie after the main character, particularly if it’s just like a regular person, non-historical sort of name. Jerry Maguire. Michael Clayton. Ella McCay. Air Bud. The Mexican. The Jerk. Her. Moon
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I always feel like it’s a weird, cop out sort of move to name a movie after the main character, particularly if it’s just like a regular person, non-historical sort of name. Jerry Maguire. Michael Clayton. Ella McCay. Air Bud. The Mexican. The Jerk. Her. Moon
Enjoy your Thanksgiving, the last days of respite before Office Party Featuring Guy Who Says His Favorite Christmas Movie Is Die Hard, Expecting That At Least One Person In The Room Is Somehow Still Hearing That For The First Time And Will Put Up An Ill-Advised Argument season begins in earnest
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Enjoy your Thanksgiving, the last days of respite before Office Party Featuring Guy Who Says His Favorite Christmas Movie Is Die Hard, Expecting That At Least One Person In The Room Is Somehow Still Hearing That For The First Time And Will Put Up An Ill-Advised Argument season begins in earnest
There should be a show on ESPN concurrent to the Westminster Dog Show where NFL players are examined and rated on their temperament, gait, tail curliness and whatnot
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
There should be a show on ESPN concurrent to the Westminster Dog Show where NFL players are examined and rated on their temperament, gait, tail curliness and whatnot
Surprises in rewatching Signs (2002): Merritt Wever, and Michael Showalter basically playing a burned out 20-something version of The State’s “Doug”
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Surprises in rewatching Signs (2002): Merritt Wever, and Michael Showalter basically playing a burned out 20-something version of The State’s “Doug”
Out picking up prepared items for tomorrow, and man, the waiting area must be the most concentrated conference of operations experts in the world.
A grand collection of people who know how everyone else should be doing their jobs, but also can’t be bothered to cook.
What a bunch of assholes.
A grand collection of people who know how everyone else should be doing their jobs, but also can’t be bothered to cook.
What a bunch of assholes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Out picking up prepared items for tomorrow, and man, the waiting area must be the most concentrated conference of operations experts in the world.
A grand collection of people who know how everyone else should be doing their jobs, but also can’t be bothered to cook.
What a bunch of assholes.
A grand collection of people who know how everyone else should be doing their jobs, but also can’t be bothered to cook.
What a bunch of assholes.
In the newest Pluribus, Carol is describing a “white powdery stuff” but the captions said “#d1ad2c powdery stuff”. Which looks like a hex code. The color was also more or less the color of the caption text. Some kind of find and replace mistake?
Also, this color trumped my setting. Not normal.
Also, this color trumped my setting. Not normal.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
In the newest Pluribus, Carol is describing a “white powdery stuff” but the captions said “#d1ad2c powdery stuff”. Which looks like a hex code. The color was also more or less the color of the caption text. Some kind of find and replace mistake?
Also, this color trumped my setting. Not normal.
Also, this color trumped my setting. Not normal.
I drained 4 out of 5 20-foot paper towel BOMBS into the garbage from all the way across the mens' room today — the productivity increase from being alone in the office is very real
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I drained 4 out of 5 20-foot paper towel BOMBS into the garbage from all the way across the mens' room today — the productivity increase from being alone in the office is very real
If something good happens and a politician wants credit for it, even if all they did was semi-consciously stay the fuck out of the way, I am fully prepared to grant that credit, 100%
reward just not being an asshole? whatever, fuck it, you're a genius
reward just not being an asshole? whatever, fuck it, you're a genius
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If something good happens and a politician wants credit for it, even if all they did was semi-consciously stay the fuck out of the way, I am fully prepared to grant that credit, 100%
reward just not being an asshole? whatever, fuck it, you're a genius
reward just not being an asshole? whatever, fuck it, you're a genius
ATTENTION SLACK CHANNEL 15,000 PEOPLE ARE REQUIRED TO MONITOR: ONCE AGAIN, THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE LEAST USED BUILDING IN THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION HAS TAKEN MY MONEY AND GIVEN ME A BAG OF CHIPS WITH AN EXPIRED USE-BY DATE
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
ATTENTION SLACK CHANNEL 15,000 PEOPLE ARE REQUIRED TO MONITOR: ONCE AGAIN, THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE LEAST USED BUILDING IN THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION HAS TAKEN MY MONEY AND GIVEN ME A BAG OF CHIPS WITH AN EXPIRED USE-BY DATE
My Smokey Bear t-shirt AND my Smokey Bear socks are both on their last legs and I’m perilously close to dressing like a grown up
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My Smokey Bear t-shirt AND my Smokey Bear socks are both on their last legs and I’m perilously close to dressing like a grown up
Stop crediting Hegseth with being a drunk. He’s a fucking idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stop crediting Hegseth with being a drunk. He’s a fucking idiot.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Welcome To Derry thoughts:
It pertains to “a big bloody event that marks the end of a cycle of 27 years”
Finally, someone put really bluntly what was King *really* afraid of
It pertains to “a big bloody event that marks the end of a cycle of 27 years”
Finally, someone put really bluntly what was King *really* afraid of
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Welcome To Derry thoughts:
It pertains to “a big bloody event that marks the end of a cycle of 27 years”
Finally, someone put really bluntly what was King *really* afraid of
It pertains to “a big bloody event that marks the end of a cycle of 27 years”
Finally, someone put really bluntly what was King *really* afraid of
I recently learned that certain legal documents require signing by a notary *and* witnesses. So this person who swears an oath and gets paid to do a very official thing has to sit there and watch their work only become valid when a couple of know-nothings scribble an X.
Folks,
Folks,
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I recently learned that certain legal documents require signing by a notary *and* witnesses. So this person who swears an oath and gets paid to do a very official thing has to sit there and watch their work only become valid when a couple of know-nothings scribble an X.
Folks,
Folks,
The good shit
3-2-1 Contact Opening Theme/Intro 1983-1986 #2
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November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The good shit
Alt: “PornHub analytics are so fascinating”
again, “turkey recipes” is one of those things you just instinctively know better than to ask your parents what it means
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Alt: “PornHub analytics are so fascinating”
again, “turkey recipes” is one of those things you just instinctively know better than to ask your parents what it means
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
again, “turkey recipes” is one of those things you just instinctively know better than to ask your parents what it means
Spoiler alert: it’s the toll booths that HAVEN’T BEEN USED SINCE 2013
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Spoiler alert: it’s the toll booths that HAVEN’T BEEN USED SINCE 2013