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Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
He/Him. Youth At Risk case worker on leave for long COVID. NDA. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️Ally.
Bruce Skywalker. He was mentioned, and his nose, on page 132 paragraph 3 of the book Splinter of the Mind's Eye published in 1978 written by Alan Dean Foster. And they want to tell us those books aren't cannon!

I'm taking the piss. I've seen toxic fans angrily correct people with references as deep
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
People?
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I used to work in construction and we stopped at 3pm because that was getting to the hottest part of the day. Of course the 7 am starts sucked in Winter.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It's a combination of heat high winds and low humidity. They're expecting it to get up to about 36°c.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The guy that saw the sub prime loan crash in 2008 that caused the GFC, Michael Burry, has read everything again and has predicted a bubble with AI in the next 3 or so years. It seems they're all paying each other with the money they're valued at and not using actual assets.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Some of the fans that read the books and think they should be cannon are a little too dark for Disney.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"Rust is a machine that turns security incidents into downtime incidents". Now, what did I just say?

Jesus, I'm surprised I'm not in a cult.
elmo is surrounded by flames and the words one of us are above him
Alt: A red puppet is surrounded by flames and the words "One of us are" above him.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I've seen that one. I love it too.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You don't want to drink the Krogan ryncol in Mass effect you'll end up in hospital. Hell, don't even try the Turian dextro-based foods they eat. You'll be crapping glass for a week.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
🎶Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?🎶

🎶Some bastard stole the sign.🎶
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So before his guest roles on the Spencer For Hire TV Movies and after?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It would be impossible to resist.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Who wouldn't steal a Fucking sign?
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Think of all the money they saved in stolen signs?
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
How long. The hell is a howing?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Howing do the batteries last?
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just picked up some old PC games, some of them are EA games. Feel like playing FIFA 2004? It's on 5 discs.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Depends on the jewellery you coat it with. Oh you meant a taste, not style taste.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Really? How do you know he wasn't out with his family or doing something else as equally personal or private? Sometimes entitled arseholes that think they own famous people need to be told to fuck off. I won't say who, but I've seen some true fuckwits interrupt a friend of mine with zero respect.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's more polite to leave famous people the fuck alone. How do you know your friend wasn't downplaying how inopportune their interruption was. Because it was an interruption irrespective of how polite they think they were being. And that is always rude. Manner maketh your friend too.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM