Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
He/Him. Youth At Risk case worker on leave for long COVID. NDA. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️🌈♿🏳️⚧️Ally.
"Oh a fanny pack."
"No, it's a belt bag actually."
You know the average person who would wear one of these would be the type to make the distinction.
"No, it's a belt bag actually."
You know the average person who would wear one of these would be the type to make the distinction.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"Oh a fanny pack."
"No, it's a belt bag actually."
You know the average person who would wear one of these would be the type to make the distinction.
"No, it's a belt bag actually."
You know the average person who would wear one of these would be the type to make the distinction.
And then sleep normally. ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING?!
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
And then sleep normally. ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING?!
Hee hee. The Wilhelm Scream in a video game. #MassEffect2
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hee hee. The Wilhelm Scream in a video game. #MassEffect2
Best thing I've seen on my phone in a long time.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Best thing I've seen on my phone in a long time.
Does anyone know what this bird is because it seems to be both nocturnal and diurnal. I've never heard anything so desperate to be laid except for me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Does anyone know what this bird is because it seems to be both nocturnal and diurnal. I've never heard anything so desperate to be laid except for me.
Oh, it ain't just the old bags it's the overweight bald middle aged curmudgeons too. If this shit keeps up I'm going to decorate my profile early. This will be my avatar as with every Xmas.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh, it ain't just the old bags it's the overweight bald middle aged curmudgeons too. If this shit keeps up I'm going to decorate my profile early. This will be my avatar as with every Xmas.
I just changed the filter on my air purifier and oh my fucking God!! I thought maybe I wasted my money. I really didn't. YIKES!!
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I just changed the filter on my air purifier and oh my fucking God!! I thought maybe I wasted my money. I really didn't. YIKES!!
Sean Connery's younger brother did a "B" grade spy movie in the 60s. Roger Stone looks like the bad guy from that movie.
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sean Connery's younger brother did a "B" grade spy movie in the 60s. Roger Stone looks like the bad guy from that movie.
Games can't be cinematic.
Yeah, peaches to you dickhead!
Yeah, peaches to you dickhead!
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Games can't be cinematic.
Yeah, peaches to you dickhead!
Yeah, peaches to you dickhead!
And that's how you handle sexist ronin
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
And that's how you handle sexist ronin
My poor man's aircon in action. My lounge room holds heat, so when it's cooler outside this works really well.
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
My poor man's aircon in action. My lounge room holds heat, so when it's cooler outside this works really well.
Damn, I do half a litre a month. What are they teaching kids these days?
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Damn, I do half a litre a month. What are they teaching kids these days?
Saw this sign up at the local Salvos store. Seems the Bible is still a very shoplifted book.
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Saw this sign up at the local Salvos store. Seems the Bible is still a very shoplifted book.
Are you okay Canada?
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Are you okay Canada?
You think that's a joke. This is a serious attempt by a wanker chef in a wanker cafe trying to sell "deconstructed" Vegemite on toast.
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You think that's a joke. This is a serious attempt by a wanker chef in a wanker cafe trying to sell "deconstructed" Vegemite on toast.
Unsolicited half-wit pic.
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Unsolicited half-wit pic.
Roger Stone's henchman.
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Roger Stone's henchman.
I wish it wasn't true too mate. Believe me.
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I wish it wasn't true too mate. Believe me.
Good God, she's not even trying to pretend.
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Good God, she's not even trying to pretend.
Forty something screws around this metal plate to screw in to put my PS5 back together. I'm barely 60% done and I still have all these fiddly little shits to go back in. Gaaaah!!
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Forty something screws around this metal plate to screw in to put my PS5 back together. I'm barely 60% done and I still have all these fiddly little shits to go back in. Gaaaah!!
Oh thank fuck. Of course I feel like shit like I still have a cold, but that's just the long COVID being a pissant little shit.
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh thank fuck. Of course I feel like shit like I still have a cold, but that's just the long COVID being a pissant little shit.
This is a rough as guts Aussie bloke too. He was a truckie for fuck sake. Now I'm getting love heart emojies? It just doesn't track. Guys obviously can use whatever they want, but this for this guy?
September 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This is a rough as guts Aussie bloke too. He was a truckie for fuck sake. Now I'm getting love heart emojies? It just doesn't track. Guys obviously can use whatever they want, but this for this guy?
