Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat
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Read that as "kick back with a bear," for a moment and thought, "My Dude, do you SEE those mustaches?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Read that as "kick back with a bear," for a moment and thought, "My Dude, do you SEE those mustaches?"
Letterkenny, of course. Amazing, but nobody could say it's not weird.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Letterkenny, of course. Amazing, but nobody could say it's not weird.
Red Green
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Red Green
My wife and I went and saw her at Schuba's after her "Who Are You Now" album, she's so good!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My wife and I went and saw her at Schuba's after her "Who Are You Now" album, she's so good!
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, SEE? YOU'LL NEV...YOU MAY OR MAY NOT TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, SEE? YOU'LL NEV...YOU MAY OR MAY NOT TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS
Ugh, the impure reform heresy of the ALians oozes over us and makes us unclean...
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ugh, the impure reform heresy of the ALians oozes over us and makes us unclean...
As much as I like that idea in the specific, I don't know that I want to set the precedent of raiding public pensions for departmental legal liabilities.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
As much as I like that idea in the specific, I don't know that I want to set the precedent of raiding public pensions for departmental legal liabilities.
Shut it, Rabbit-Bad-Direction-Giver! (we're still workshopping epithets)
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Shut it, Rabbit-Bad-Direction-Giver! (we're still workshopping epithets)
Misery loves company
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Misery loves company
Next up, the Anvil Chorus from Il Travatore
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Next up, the Anvil Chorus from Il Travatore
BE NOT AFRAID
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
BE NOT AFRAID
I mean it's not at the end of the words, but for sheer Zs to calories ratio, this has to be near the top of the rankings...
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I mean it's not at the end of the words, but for sheer Zs to calories ratio, this has to be near the top of the rankings...
Ngl, I would shoot a person in the face to bring these back
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ngl, I would shoot a person in the face to bring these back
William Randolph Hearst:
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: Jack Nicholson nodding and grinning maniacally
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
William Randolph Hearst:
"Mountain Dews Code Red" /WilliamSafire
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Mountain Dews Code Red" /WilliamSafire
Zmas? Don't you dare leave out
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Zmas? Don't you dare leave out
One of my favorite quotes from a novel is when a character says "There are no denotations, only connotations," because it's almost like language and meaning is highly contextual, and using pure denotation when connotation is called for is disingenuous...
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
One of my favorite quotes from a novel is when a character says "There are no denotations, only connotations," because it's almost like language and meaning is highly contextual, and using pure denotation when connotation is called for is disingenuous...
*rips bong* If you don't explicitly call out all possible exceptions to your statement it's just proof of your imperialist lackey / running dog identity.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
*rips bong* If you don't explicitly call out all possible exceptions to your statement it's just proof of your imperialist lackey / running dog identity.
It's for EXTREME FOLKS. Folks that rail grind at every opportunity while slamming Mountain Dew Code Reds.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's for EXTREME FOLKS. Folks that rail grind at every opportunity while slamming Mountain Dew Code Reds.
Garlic bread until the Confederates are all dead
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Garlic bread until the Confederates are all dead
(Robert Anton Wilson, just ran up against the character limit)
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
(Robert Anton Wilson, just ran up against the character limit)
I always liked this quote: “under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I always liked this quote: “under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
It’s the idiosyncratic, extremely specific regional prejudices that I’m really okay with.
Hate black people? That’s fucked up, bro.
Hate people from Albuquerque because you developed a loathing for the Bugs Bunny joke? Hell yeah, dude, screw those non-direction-giving fucks.
Hate black people? That’s fucked up, bro.
Hate people from Albuquerque because you developed a loathing for the Bugs Bunny joke? Hell yeah, dude, screw those non-direction-giving fucks.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s the idiosyncratic, extremely specific regional prejudices that I’m really okay with.
Hate black people? That’s fucked up, bro.
Hate people from Albuquerque because you developed a loathing for the Bugs Bunny joke? Hell yeah, dude, screw those non-direction-giving fucks.
Hate black people? That’s fucked up, bro.
Hate people from Albuquerque because you developed a loathing for the Bugs Bunny joke? Hell yeah, dude, screw those non-direction-giving fucks.
(I remarked once to a roommate of pure Irish ancestry about how deadly the Isle of Man TT is and he shook his head somberly and said “The Manx care not for human life,” and I laughed so hard. That line and delivery has never left my memory)
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
(I remarked once to a roommate of pure Irish ancestry about how deadly the Isle of Man TT is and he shook his head somberly and said “The Manx care not for human life,” and I laughed so hard. That line and delivery has never left my memory)