Shadowbeat
@shadowbeat.bsky.social
I write size and attribute theft. All of my works are 18+, so dont read them if you're a minor.
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I momentarily misread this as "dating", but I think this still works <3
February 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I momentarily misread this as "dating", but I think this still works <3
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okay, but this WILL be on the test
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
okay, but this WILL be on the test
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Tactical Phantomillian deployed
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Thank you for drawing both of them muscular
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Thank you for drawing both of them muscular
It's like, a toon tf, but instead of becoming a rubber hose character, the shark becomes one of those 90s/00s internet mascots like clippy or bonzie buddy, but anthro shark.
It surfs the web and then hops out of people's screens to bite them, which does shit based on which sites it visited last.
It surfs the web and then hops out of people's screens to bite them, which does shit based on which sites it visited last.
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's like, a toon tf, but instead of becoming a rubber hose character, the shark becomes one of those 90s/00s internet mascots like clippy or bonzie buddy, but anthro shark.
It surfs the web and then hops out of people's screens to bite them, which does shit based on which sites it visited last.
It surfs the web and then hops out of people's screens to bite them, which does shit based on which sites it visited last.
Big fan of this in size theft.
"What do you mean you're supposed to be tall? We've always been the same height?"
"No, we weren't the same height before."
"Well, obviously not, I've always been taller."
"What do you mean you're supposed to be tall? We've always been the same height?"
"No, we weren't the same height before."
"Well, obviously not, I've always been taller."
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Big fan of this in size theft.
"What do you mean you're supposed to be tall? We've always been the same height?"
"No, we weren't the same height before."
"Well, obviously not, I've always been taller."
"What do you mean you're supposed to be tall? We've always been the same height?"
"No, we weren't the same height before."
"Well, obviously not, I've always been taller."
Well, it's not really ironic.
I mean, those old commercials are actually good. The garbage they make now just isnt the same
I mean, those old commercials are actually good. The garbage they make now just isnt the same
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Well, it's not really ironic.
I mean, those old commercials are actually good. The garbage they make now just isnt the same
I mean, those old commercials are actually good. The garbage they make now just isnt the same