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Jehovah Thickness
@shadda.bsky.social
Front End Web Developer • Graphic Designer

https://www.christenkishun.com

Gamer • 🏳️‍🌈 • Comic Nerd

No thoughts, just vibes. Thicker than my accent.

Young, Black, Wild, and Free
Well if you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's clothing
Fucking up all I do
And if it's here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh lawd he comin
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Jehovah Thickness
My man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby
Dicking me down, spoiling me, driving me crazy 🤪
a man in a white shirt and grey sweatpants is dancing in a parking lot
Alt: GIF of Casey Frey dancing
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Picture it, two black Americans in London circa 2015. You couldn’t tell me nothin in my quarter zip up.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Getting called jacked, strong, and big guy by three separate people at the gym, they trying to give me a big ego.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Circa 2019, I was 30

This was the last time I went out partying with friends before I got the devastating news that one of my childhood best friends (not pictured) was wrongfully killed by the RPD which led me down a massive depressive spiral that led me to gaining over 230 lbs in 2 years. 👀🫣
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Vers
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This dude at the gym told me I was looking jacked today.

Please clap.
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
All the chitlins, all the pigs feet, all the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins, I like pigs feet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oldest Selfie on your phone 2004
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Transformation Tuesday

April 2021 -> November 2025

475 lbs/ 215 kg -> 275 lbs / 124 kg
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

*I don’t know if I’ll beat the overwatch comp allegations*
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is my response when people want a certain person to run for president.

If that man doesn’t run for senate, governor, congressman, or something first.

He already lost the primary once. 🤨😩
The presidency, governorships, and mayors' offices are not entry-level positions.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
what's a movie you never tire of?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Confession:

Getting older: I’ve almost thrown my back out while giving back shots.

Getting much older: I threw my back out while getting back shots.
Getting older: I threw my back out while I was working out at the gym.

Getting much older: I threw my back out while I was flossing.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Reposted by Jehovah Thickness
A 74 #whale superpod of southern resident #orca gathered earlier this week in #PugetSound

Rare orca superpod comes to Seattle share.google/1GD8mRYnSWkP...
Rare orca superpod comes to Seattle
They came together Sunday evening not far from Port Townsend. Why, no one can say for sure, except the participants themselves — and no humans speak their language.
share.google
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
- who this girl in the back of the room?
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I was playing comp the other day and this dude said “you type breedibly” and I’ve been shook ever sense.

Not me letting secrets seep through via world chat
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Put some meat on it
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“This isn’t the America I know”
Black People:
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Anyway, workout finished.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I think wearing clothes from when I was super heavy at the gym fucks with my mental and my dysmorphia.

Aka I ain’t feeling it today
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM