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Opinion haver.
Puns intended.
LSG.
Browser tabs status update: 63 (I think)
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is Dickens erasure
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
16yo: Didn't St. Nicholas punch someone?
That led to him reading aloud about the CE 325 Council of Nicea, as you do. Legend has it that yes, St Nick got so mad at Arius, presbyter of Egypt, that he crossed the room and slapped him. I think it looked something like this.

I am supposed to be working
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think if you don't look closely, it's harder to get right away? I did look closely bc something just felt "off" and then I started to see the horror, but if you just click past it as a "filler" slide between text slides it's probably nbd. This is maybe like 1/16 of the whole pic. Here's another:
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reviewing a presentation in which someone used AI to make an image of a huge crowd of "diverse" students and it's getting worse the more I look at it. This is a tiny thumbnail.

(This is not ACPS, calm down.)
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There are so many people posting about being out west having tacos right now
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I relit the hot water heater all by myself so this is the energy I'm bringing to my entire day
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dan Snyder getting a shoutout in Defector never gets old
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Watson continues to deny the existence of sofa covers
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Roscoe has the right idea today
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Finally picked up my purchases @oldtownbooks.bsky.social! This one is first up in my friends’ “Let’s read the classics!” Book club.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Looks like speeding tickets are big business in Dare County. My mailbox was stuffed full today.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I absolutely love the Scottish Christmas Walk, but I do not think I love it this much.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hahahaha omg I had not seen this
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Warned my college kid in Philly about Waymo test-driving their cars there.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Where have I seen this prose style before? 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mine says I listened to 183 genres. I am skeptical. I didn’t even know there were that many genres
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Also, excuse me, that is rude.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you had told teenaged me that my Spotify wrapped would look like this one day, I would have been furious at you.
I also would have said “Ohmigod, what is Spotify wrapped? That sounds, like, totally bogus.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It’s random that “show” and “those” are among my most-used bsky words. Do I really mention tables that often? How is “like” not on there?
“Shit” and “cheese” totally track tho

See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Working from the couch would be comfier if he did not rabbit-kick in his sleep.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Forever haunted by the aftermath of the Pop Tart Bowl
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I see your ugly pajamas and I raise you an ugly safety pin for 775 actual dollars. Also comes in orange and brown.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pure chaos at the dog biscuit factory
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM