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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 2h

“Thou hast probably never heard of them.”

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 2h

I did say I was gonna hyperfocus today. I just didn't say on what.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 2h

The little sleeping beauty fairies OMG

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 2h

Crossposting from IG: This month's show items.
Delighted that someone liked my weird tentacular hat enough to buy it. Green dot earrings and "Here Be Dragons" tin also found homes this month. Just the fruit slice earrings left in stock at Potomac Fiber Arts Gallery in the Torpedo Factory. #crochet 🧶

A hat knitted in variegated pink yarn with crocheted tentacles appliqued on. The tentacles are a muted leaf green with iridescent sequins that suggest suckers. They are crocheted in various curvy and twisty shapes.

Close up of a pair of earrings consisting of crocheted circles. They are dangly earrings in three tiers of circles. The smallest circles at the top are light green, middle is medium circles in a leaf green and the bottom are bigger circles in emerald green. There are shiny emerald green beads between the circles

The top of a hinged metal tin, the size and shape of an Altoids tin. The top is decorated with a crocheted scene of a yellow dragon against a background of green hills, turquoise sea and light blue sky. The dragon is highlighted with orange stitching and gold beads and has a puff of smoke (batting) coming out of its nostril. There is a gray castle on the hill behind the dragon with red pennants on its towers.

Close up of a pair of earrings consisting of crocheted half circles. They are dangly earrings in three tiers. The top level are peach, middle are coral, and the bottom level are plum. There are shiny coral colored glass beads between the tiers

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 2h

The Akron-Buffalo game was 3-2 in the first quarter. At least safeties are exciting.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 3h

I have loads of work to do today, so clearly it’s time to make chicken tortilla soup out of the remains of a rotisserie chicken and whatever’s fit for purpose in the pantry. Future Me both damns and praises Present Me.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 3h

Justin’s Foot Traffic Jam

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 4h

It's a beautiful day. Perfect for leaf blowing, apparently.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 6h

I’m gonna hyperfocus so hard I won’t remember what breaks are.
At least, that’s the plan.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 7h

Working 👎 Got a Monday deadline. But maybe I’ll open the window so I can at least see the beautiful day.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 18h

Odysseus: Look, the guy had one bad commute.

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 18h

Yeehaw!

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 20h

That was Depeche Mode and they did know I was at the concert. I just showed up like 2 hours past curfew - oops.

Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t you worry.

Tan dog with pointy ears sleeping curled up in the crook of my legs

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 1d

This was the rescue group's photo of our Watson and his ears.

A small tan puppy with white paws and chest and a black muzzle sitting upright in a shelter kennel. The puppy's ears are sticking out from his head and curled over at the top, as if they are trying to stand up but haven't quite gotten there yet.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 1d

At least you could smell before you buy!

Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 1d

I really hope this year's Del Ray Halloween Parade will include at least one (1) Dapper Louvre Heist Guy.

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Zoning for SFH is scary @sfharris.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, I barbacked sometimes too, and that was just whatever the bartenders felt like tipping out. It was a second job and I was too young to feel exploited (and probably made up for it after hours, IYKWIM), but looking back it's like, damn!