From his lip to God's ears
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
From his lip to God's ears
This is Dickens erasure
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is Dickens erasure
I am suddenly getting inundated with emails about how I signed up for Gemini and I'm now using Gemini on my device. I did no such thing. Is anyone else getting these?
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I am suddenly getting inundated with emails about how I signed up for Gemini and I'm now using Gemini on my device. I did no such thing. Is anyone else getting these?
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"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
16yo: Didn't St. Nicholas punch someone?
That led to him reading aloud about the CE 325 Council of Nicea, as you do. Legend has it that yes, St Nick got so mad at Arius, presbyter of Egypt, that he crossed the room and slapped him. I think it looked something like this.
I am supposed to be working
That led to him reading aloud about the CE 325 Council of Nicea, as you do. Legend has it that yes, St Nick got so mad at Arius, presbyter of Egypt, that he crossed the room and slapped him. I think it looked something like this.
I am supposed to be working
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
16yo: Didn't St. Nicholas punch someone?
That led to him reading aloud about the CE 325 Council of Nicea, as you do. Legend has it that yes, St Nick got so mad at Arius, presbyter of Egypt, that he crossed the room and slapped him. I think it looked something like this.
I am supposed to be working
That led to him reading aloud about the CE 325 Council of Nicea, as you do. Legend has it that yes, St Nick got so mad at Arius, presbyter of Egypt, that he crossed the room and slapped him. I think it looked something like this.
I am supposed to be working
Reviewing a presentation in which someone used AI to make an image of a huge crowd of "diverse" students and it's getting worse the more I look at it. This is a tiny thumbnail.
(This is not ACPS, calm down.)
(This is not ACPS, calm down.)
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reviewing a presentation in which someone used AI to make an image of a huge crowd of "diverse" students and it's getting worse the more I look at it. This is a tiny thumbnail.
(This is not ACPS, calm down.)
(This is not ACPS, calm down.)
There are so many people posting about being out west having tacos right now
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There are so many people posting about being out west having tacos right now
Fascinating, given that City Council has been like "hey, don't do that thing you've been doing"....
Gov.-elect Spanberger taps Alexandria Sheriff for transition committee
Gov.-elect Spanberger taps Alexandria Sheriff for transition committee | ALXnow
Alexandria Sheriff Sean Casey has been named to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger's Transition Committee on Public Safety and Homeland Security Policy. Casey was notified last week in an email from Spanberger's...
www.alxnow.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fascinating, given that City Council has been like "hey, don't do that thing you've been doing"....
A pedestrian crossing sign that gets mowed down within a few weeks of installation is just a road safety study in microcosm.
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A pedestrian crossing sign that gets mowed down within a few weeks of installation is just a road safety study in microcosm.
Important news for those in the Thursday trash pickup zone
📢 Schedule Change for Trash Pickup This Week!
This week only: Thursday trash collection moves to Friday, Dec 12. Recycling, yard waste, & curbside composting stay on schedule with usual pickup on Thursday.
Missed pickup? Submit a request through Alex311.
#alexandriava
This week only: Thursday trash collection moves to Friday, Dec 12. Recycling, yard waste, & curbside composting stay on schedule with usual pickup on Thursday.
Missed pickup? Submit a request through Alex311.
#alexandriava
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Important news for those in the Thursday trash pickup zone
Listen, y'all. If I want to haunt you, I will make it happen. Otherwise, leave me in peace.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Listen, y'all. If I want to haunt you, I will make it happen. Otherwise, leave me in peace.
Ew.
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ew.
I relit the hot water heater all by myself so this is the energy I'm bringing to my entire day
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I relit the hot water heater all by myself so this is the energy I'm bringing to my entire day
Dan Snyder getting a shoutout in Defector never gets old
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dan Snyder getting a shoutout in Defector never gets old
Watson continues to deny the existence of sofa covers
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watson continues to deny the existence of sofa covers
Self-checkout at the grocery store: the dude at the station next to mine had his cart blocking my bagging area the entire time. He looked right at me trying to maneuver around it and didn’t budge it an inch. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when he walked out and started loading groceries into his Cyber truck
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Self-checkout at the grocery store: the dude at the station next to mine had his cart blocking my bagging area the entire time. He looked right at me trying to maneuver around it and didn’t budge it an inch. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when he walked out and started loading groceries into his Cyber truck
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Live footage of "Why that baby aint got no coat on?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Live footage of "Why that baby aint got no coat on?"
Roscoe has the right idea today
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Roscoe has the right idea today
The punctuation makes it seem more fun than it is
Coldest morning since last winter! Lows: DCA 20; Dulles and BWI 14.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The punctuation makes it seem more fun than it is
Passed the place we got our Xmas tree when we were first married and remembered our first purchase there:
Me: How should I make the check out?
Dad-type tree sale volunteer: To Cameron United Methodist Men. Or you can just put C.U.M.M!
Me: ….
You know, I’m just gonna go ahead and write it out
Me: How should I make the check out?
Dad-type tree sale volunteer: To Cameron United Methodist Men. Or you can just put C.U.M.M!
Me: ….
You know, I’m just gonna go ahead and write it out
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Passed the place we got our Xmas tree when we were first married and remembered our first purchase there:
Me: How should I make the check out?
Dad-type tree sale volunteer: To Cameron United Methodist Men. Or you can just put C.U.M.M!
Me: ….
You know, I’m just gonna go ahead and write it out
Me: How should I make the check out?
Dad-type tree sale volunteer: To Cameron United Methodist Men. Or you can just put C.U.M.M!
Me: ….
You know, I’m just gonna go ahead and write it out
Love to show up to an in-person client meeting and realize I have my shirt not only backward but inside out. Glad I took a bathroom break right away, but it’s probably too much to hope no one else noticed before I did 😩
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Love to show up to an in-person client meeting and realize I have my shirt not only backward but inside out. Glad I took a bathroom break right away, but it’s probably too much to hope no one else noticed before I did 😩
Finally picked up my purchases @oldtownbooks.bsky.social! This one is first up in my friends’ “Let’s read the classics!” Book club.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Finally picked up my purchases @oldtownbooks.bsky.social! This one is first up in my friends’ “Let’s read the classics!” Book club.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
Looks like speeding tickets are big business in Dare County. My mailbox was stuffed full today.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Looks like speeding tickets are big business in Dare County. My mailbox was stuffed full today.