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Zoning for SFH is scary
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“Thou hast probably never heard of them.”
I did say I was gonna hyperfocus today. I just didn't say on what.
The little sleeping beauty fairies OMG
Crossposting from IG: This month's show items.
Delighted that someone liked my weird tentacular hat enough to buy it. Green dot earrings and "Here Be Dragons" tin also found homes this month. Just the fruit slice earrings left in stock at Potomac Fiber Arts Gallery in the Torpedo Factory. #crochet 🧶
The Akron-Buffalo game was 3-2 in the first quarter. At least safeties are exciting.
I have loads of work to do today, so clearly it’s time to make chicken tortilla soup out of the remains of a rotisserie chicken and whatever’s fit for purpose in the pantry. Future Me both damns and praises Present Me.
It's a beautiful day. Perfect for leaf blowing, apparently.
I’m gonna hyperfocus so hard I won’t remember what breaks are.
At least, that’s the plan.
Working 👎 Got a Monday deadline. But maybe I’ll open the window so I can at least see the beautiful day.
Odysseus: Look, the guy had one bad commute.
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
That was Depeche Mode and they did know I was at the concert. I just showed up like 2 hours past curfew - oops.
This was the rescue group's photo of our Watson and his ears.
At least you could smell before you buy!
I really hope this year's Del Ray Halloween Parade will include at least one (1) Dapper Louvre Heist Guy.
Oh yeah, I barbacked sometimes too, and that was just whatever the bartenders felt like tipping out. It was a second job and I was too young to feel exploited (and probably made up for it after hours, IYKWIM), but looking back it's like, damn!
I got $10 a week in cash...when they remembered.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the
He certainly took his goddamn time about it.
That I went to my all-night grad party instead of my boyfriend's house. See also: the all-night prom party.

Oops, my big brother is reading this...
What’s the wildest lie you told your parents in high school that they believed
we need to do something fun on here. we are not having fun today. someone do a really, really good prompt
You’re supposed to *swan* about in caftans smh
This morning in our house is brought to you by Sullen Teen Magazine from the old Life in Hell comics.
I trust this guy with our nation’s postal facilities