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Seyjan
@seyjan.bsky.social
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Unapologetic aro-gay gamer geek/tech writer
- he/him, 40+
- FFXIV: Jenova (main)/Behemoth (alts)
- GranblueFantasy: Seyjan
- #TTRPG enjoyer
- Likes/Follows/Reposts may be NSFW
- NO AI #aisucks
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seyjan.bsky.social
Yeah I'm hopping on this train! We need some joy in our lives!

Also bonus smile from the /blowbubbles emote.

#FFXIV
An image of a male Hrothar from Final Fantasy XIV. He is dressed in a purple, black, and white semi-fancy outfit with a black tie. He is smiling widely to bare his teeth. His hair is done up in a style mimicking Azeyma of the Twelve, though his hair is dark blue with purple highlights. An image of a male Hrothar from Final Fantasy XIV. He is dressed in a purple, black, and white semi-fancy outfit with a black tie. He expresses some simple joy with an open mouthed, toothy smile while watching some iridescent bubbles he's just blown float about. His hair is done up in a style mimicking Azeyma of the Twelve, though his hair is dark blue with purple highlights.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Endwalker anniversary? Alrighty then.

#wolqotd #FFXIV
An image from Final Fantasy XIV, the end credits from Endwalker. It reads "The Warrior of Light, Seyjan Astalder" Pictured is a a male Hrothgar with gray fur and dark blue hair with one green eye and one purple eye.
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
Done with the PvP grind until next patch. I've lost count of how many Limit Breaks I've soaked during this. The Astro weapon is like a beacon saying "Kill this!"

#FFXIV #FFXIVPvP #FF14 #holyshitwhatdoidowithallthesewolfmarks
An screen from Final Fantasy XIV of a male Hrothgar in a very modern urban y3k street kid outfit. It has been colored purple black, and white. He is making an open arm gesture. There is a small white yeti nearby. They are in Solution 9, a very purple and futuristic themed city.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Share a smile!
A semi-blown out image of a woman smiling creepily from Final Fantasy XIV. Her name is Edda Pureheart.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
Holiday glams to slay in. Literally. I only PvP with this job.

...I'm usually the one getting slayed.

#FFXIV #FF14
A screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 of a male Hrothgar in an icy blue holiday themed outfit. He's also holding aloft an icy Astrologian weapon. In the background is a yard of a house in Lavender Beds with several fountains and arches of wisteria.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
......what.

#GBF #GranblueFantasy
An image from Granblue Fantasy, of what appears to be a new character recruitment screen! ...except it pictures an entirely gray little girl character with the big text that says "dummy 1" in front of her. The text box that usually says who they are, the weapon acquired, and that they joined your crew is entirely blank.
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Give the big red bucket a pass.
An image of someone putting some money in a bright red bucket, with a white "NO" symbol over the hand holding money. The caption reads, "We don't donate to the bigot bucket."
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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lol wut
An image of a Holiday themed weapon from Granblue Fantasy, it looks like a huge wooden club with a spooky face, but it has a santa hat, X-mas lights, and ornaments all over it. It is named "Jinn Al-Shajarah" and is an Earth element axe-type weapon. The description of it says: "This next-generation holiday tree can now be yours for a reasonable price! Adorn it with sturdy and spiky decorations to fight off any intruders coming through your chimney! *The low-pitch growl this product emits when swung is an intentional part of its design."
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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#wolqotd #FFXIV

I was originally a Roegadyn, because I enjoy playing the big guys. Hrothgar were announced years later and I was all in for switching because I appreciate cool looking characters that are deviations from the usual fantasy norm of human/orc/elf/etc.
An semi-artistic looking screenshot of a Roegadyn, seated before a house in the Goblet housing area of Final Fantasy XIV. He's wearing the classic Uraes coat glam dyed a nice purple color, showing off his muscular chest and abs. He's got a short hairstyle that's primarily purple to match the coat. A screenshot of a male Hrothgar posing happily in an inn room in Final Fantasy XIV. He's wearing a stylish black and white outfit alongside a purple jacket. He's also wearing a set of purple-tinted glasses. His hairstyle is incredibly long and flowing with a huge ponytail, matching Azeyma's style, but dark blue and purple instead of red like the diety's.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
So, I discovered another reason why I'm glad I switched my default search engine to DuckDuckGo from Google. If only more sites did this.

Pinterest finally made some options to "stop showing AI-generated pins" but there's no way to flag the ones that slip through, still.

#aisucks #fuckai
An image of an image search result, from the search engine DuckDuckGo. It is an image of two very creepy scraggly black birds staring at each other and maybe the camera at the same time? It is an AI generated image. There is a pop-up menu shown, with the name of the site the image is from with two options: "Flag AI-generated image" "Report inappropriate image"
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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An image of a Tamarian from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok", the species that speaks entirely in metaphors. The text says "Felicia, when she left the village."
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Repost with alt text

#FFXIV #ffxivmemes
A meme image template with a calm lady on the left labeled "DDoD" and the tired meme face burred behind the Final Fantasy XIV logo labeled "FFXIV". The captions say - DDoS: "honey it's time for your daily DDoS attack" FFXIV: "Yes honey"
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Yes. Yes they do, sir. 😀

Thank you #Granblue, for serving it up for everyone.

#GBF #GranblueFantasy
An image from Granblue Fantasy, the mobile game, of a rather sexy Fox guy, who is not wearing a shirt and showing off his well-sculpted torso. What else he is wearing is very fancy garments and some brass or gold jewelry. He has teal hair with braids. His name is Himira, and he is saying, "Some men look better unclothed. What d'you think? Am I killin' it or what?"
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
If you haven't already voted, remember that this next Tuesday is election day. Here in Texas there's a lot of propositions, including a troubling one, proposition 15, touting "parental consent". Which we all know is targeted at LGBTQ+ youth, specifically trans youth. Vote no!
#vote #vote2025
I picture of someone's hand holding up an "I voted early!" sticker on their index finger. In the background is a chair with several plushies on it, including a yellow smiley face, a purple ditto Pokemon plush, an Alpha plush from Final Fantasy XIV, and a large goobbue plush pillow.
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
I should really start a counter on how many times I repost this same image.

#aisucks #fuckai
A red image with goldenrod and black text which reads: "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING" "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT" "EVERYONE HATES IT"
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
An image from Final Fantasy XIV, of several scholars from the Sons of Saint Coinach in the Crystal Tower, standing alongside G'raha Tia, Cid Garlond, and a male Au Ra Warrior of Light.
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Yet more evidence, for any that didn't already know, that the Salvation Army is a bunch of bigots. Taking time out of their busy day of not helping homeless to feed ICE and fascists. Don't give them your money!
An image of a red Salvation Army donation bucket, with a white "no" symbol over the hand of someone putting some money in. On the bucket is a caption that reads, "We don't donate to the bigot bucket."
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
I still have no idea what I'm doing after three hours, but I was running around sort of exploring, and mashing buttons. It's free, the character creator isn't terrible, and there's a dizzying amount of cosmetic items for various currency.

#BlueProtocol #BPSR
An image of a character from Blue Protocol: Star Resonance, looking very cross with someone off screen. He's has darker skin, dark purple hair with aqua and white-ish highlights, and two different colored eyes - blue and green. He's also got some angular markings on his left cheek. An image of a character from Blue Protocol: Star Resonance, making an attempt to smile at the camera this time. He's has darker skin, dark purple hair with aqua and white-ish highlights, and two different colored eyes - blue and green. He's also got some angular markings on his left cheek.
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Team Pretty Boys rolling into Dread Barrage grinding.

#GrandblueFantasy #GBF
A screenshot of a Light element based team from Grandblue Fantasy. The line-up is a set of 6 handsome men. From left to right: Gran (the main character, as a Shieldsworn), Sandalphon (wearing his coffee dealer outfit), Basara, Summer Ragazzo, Light Percival, and Pijiu.
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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#fuckai #aisucks
A red image with goldenrod and black text that reads: "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING" "Nobody asked for it." "Everyone hates it."
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
It's that time...time to grind!

#FFT #FinalFantasyTactics
A screenshot of the early Ivalice world map from Final Fantasy Tactics. There are only three major sites open, with the labeled one being "Merchant City of Dorter". Veterans of the game know that this upcoming fight is rather difficult and so most grind levels and job skills fairly hard before attempting it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Uhh...does this count? I don't think the actual in-game tool existed in 1.0. 😅

Bonus screenshot of a useless chocobo and the "Holiday Event" bell arch.

My Legacy character (my alt, sadly) still has that coat. It was a bitch and a half to craft.

#FFXIV #wolqotd
A very old screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV, the first, 1.0 version that no longer exists. There's a male Roegadyn excitedly raising a fist, wearing a dapper dark navy blue coat, long leather boots, and a santa hat. He's standing beside a chocobo who is also dressing in Holiday barding with strap on reindeer antlers. Behind them is a "festive" arch with a large bell, with a long cord to ring it.
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
QRT with a random screenshot from your screenshot folder with no explanation.

Have four.
A male Hrothgar Pictomancer, dressed like a street artist, is confronting an ornery female Viera, who is making a strange pose with a hand cover her face and the other stretched out straight ahead. The Viera is saying "Apyaahi!" They are in the Sagoli Desert, a zone in Final Fantasy XIV. The Viera has a small mushroom minion next to her. A screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV during a very old holiday event occurance of the Starlight Celebration. There is a swarm of many dozens of adventurers mounted on bears. The bears are all wearing Santa outfits. A seated old man, dressed only in long underwear. The caption says, "With utmost care, you remove Orland's sabatons and breeches, leaving the sleeping old man exposed to the elements and at the mercy of the nearby ravenous bears and tentacled morbols. May he rest in peace." A picture of a large crowd gathered before The Rising stage in Ul'dah, several of them are cheering with red glowsticks in their hand. On stage are 7 scantily clad men of various races from Final Fantasy XIV. Plus one male Hrothgar dressed in a gold and black suit with gold rimmed sunglasses. We clearly had a different interpretation of the "Sultana Seven" that year!
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Thank you! 💜 I did find a better robe!
A screenshot from the Final Fantasy XIV Lodestone page for a male Hrothgar. He's wearing an all black outfit, consisting of a mostly plain black robe, some very strappy gloves, and a Korean gat hat with a thin veil over half his face. He also has an ornate black staff across his back and some brass jewelry.
September 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Cygames, I think your art team for this little Advyrntures thing needs a break. And maybe a proof checker. 🤣🍆🥒

#GBF #GranblueFantasy
An image from Granblue Fantasy, of a reward screen from the new "Advyrntures" feature where little dragon mascot character Vyrn can go out with some other minor buddy characters to get items. In this screen, it shows an icon of Vyrn holding a long green cucumber. It is placed in an unfortunate position so it looks like he's holding it at his crotch and he is "riding" it. Or it looks like a huge wang. The window reads: "Buddy Level Rewards" "You got Fresh Cucumber! This item has been sent to the inventory."
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM