Sex Shop Shenanigans
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I work in a sex shop...things get weird sometimes 🤷♀️
Me in my car freaking out why my Bluetooth isn't connecting and playing my music...
The car was not on.
😐
The car was not on.
😐
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Me in my car freaking out why my Bluetooth isn't connecting and playing my music...
The car was not on.
😐
The car was not on.
😐
Yesterday I had a record sales day...today I have had 3 sales
I just want a happy medium please!
I just want a happy medium please!
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Yesterday I had a record sales day...today I have had 3 sales
I just want a happy medium please!
I just want a happy medium please!
Watching a man figure out a 1/4 or 1/2 cup bra in front of me is honestly the best form of entertainment
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Watching a man figure out a 1/4 or 1/2 cup bra in front of me is honestly the best form of entertainment
I had a dream last night that we opened a glory hole in the store but it was just a blow up doll inside.
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I had a dream last night that we opened a glory hole in the store but it was just a blow up doll inside.
Customer "Have you ever been handcuffed?"
Me "By police or sexually?"
Probably not my brightest reply
Me "By police or sexually?"
Probably not my brightest reply
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Customer "Have you ever been handcuffed?"
Me "By police or sexually?"
Probably not my brightest reply
Me "By police or sexually?"
Probably not my brightest reply
Just a happy little guy
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Just a happy little guy
The world needs more parents kike Kipp's dad
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The world needs more parents kike Kipp's dad
I can't sit at home watching Heat Rivalry...so I will play the soundtrack at work
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I can't sit at home watching Heat Rivalry...so I will play the soundtrack at work
Nine goals for all the inches 🥵
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Nine goals for all the inches 🥵
What color Hollander? What size?
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
What color Hollander? What size?
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
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(1/5) #RedUmbrellaDay, or the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, is one of the most important days in the sex working calendar.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
(1/5) #RedUmbrellaDay, or the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, is one of the most important days in the sex working calendar.
Sex work is work. Make it legal so there are protections.
Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
Laws that criminalise sex work don’t prevent sex work, they just make it more difficult for sex workers to work safely.
#DecrimNow
Laws that criminalise sex work don’t prevent sex work, they just make it more difficult for sex workers to work safely.
#DecrimNow
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sex work is work. Make it legal so there are protections.
The fact people have not bought this for a white elephant is making me very sad
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The fact people have not bought this for a white elephant is making me very sad
Dildos and The Illiad. I feel like Homer would approve.
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dildos and The Illiad. I feel like Homer would approve.
You know it's cold when your boogers freeze inside your nose
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You know it's cold when your boogers freeze inside your nose
New pasties!
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
New pasties!
You tip your strippers. Tip the people who get them there. (Me. Tip me when I sell you lingerie or toys.)
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You tip your strippers. Tip the people who get them there. (Me. Tip me when I sell you lingerie or toys.)
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
To the man who bought lingerie for his wife in a size too small so she would lose weight - I hope she divorces your ass
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
To the man who bought lingerie for his wife in a size too small so she would lose weight - I hope she divorces your ass
I have had two people come in high as kites today, one of which I had to kick out.
Fun day and it's only half done!
Fun day and it's only half done!
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have had two people come in high as kites today, one of which I had to kick out.
Fun day and it's only half done!
Fun day and it's only half done!
Couple walks in
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Couple walks in
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
Dude bro "do you have ropes and stuff?"
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dude bro "do you have ropes and stuff?"
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The hardest part of my job, by far, is choosing the music for the day
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The hardest part of my job, by far, is choosing the music for the day
For the love of all that is holy,,,SPIT IS NOT LUBE
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For the love of all that is holy,,,SPIT IS NOT LUBE
Me carrying my ice coffee in ungloved hands in 10 degree weather: "my fingies are cold"
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me carrying my ice coffee in ungloved hands in 10 degree weather: "my fingies are cold"