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yves
@seppin.bsky.social
· Feb 8
More like Irving Boots. Because he slayed
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studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these
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i love my country, minneapolis
Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
i love my country, minneapolis
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just accidentally added my sultan to grand vizier chat (secret) fml
March 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
just accidentally added my sultan to grand vizier chat (secret) fml
Update on the moldy squash. The seeds sprouted in the compost so I transferred some to pots. I hope they grow up to be butternut squashes but the chance of frankensquash is quite high
Btw anyone can come to the Moldy Squash Party but there is a cover charge if you’re not a worm
Ezra gave me a moldy butternut squash and my worms are having such a party. I don’t really like looking at them very much but it’s funny that every worm in the bin appears to have shown up at Moldy Squash Party in like 2 hours
March 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Update on the moldy squash. The seeds sprouted in the compost so I transferred some to pots. I hope they grow up to be butternut squashes but the chance of frankensquash is quite high
I’m at the point in my laying in bed sick journey where I’m watching YouTube videos of men trying tropical fruits
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m at the point in my laying in bed sick journey where I’m watching YouTube videos of men trying tropical fruits
Btw anyone can come to the Moldy Squash Party but there is a cover charge if you’re not a worm
Ezra gave me a moldy butternut squash and my worms are having such a party. I don’t really like looking at them very much but it’s funny that every worm in the bin appears to have shown up at Moldy Squash Party in like 2 hours
March 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Btw anyone can come to the Moldy Squash Party but there is a cover charge if you’re not a worm
I hauve COVID and I’m scared 🙃
March 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I hauve COVID and I’m scared 🙃
Watching a video about Ming imperial politics. How weird would a dream have to be for you to castrate yourself (this improves your odds of getting a job but definitely not a guarantee)
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Watching a video about Ming imperial politics. How weird would a dream have to be for you to castrate yourself (this improves your odds of getting a job but definitely not a guarantee)
Ezra gave me a moldy butternut squash and my worms are having such a party. I don’t really like looking at them very much but it’s funny that every worm in the bin appears to have shown up at Moldy Squash Party in like 2 hours
March 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ezra gave me a moldy butternut squash and my worms are having such a party. I don’t really like looking at them very much but it’s funny that every worm in the bin appears to have shown up at Moldy Squash Party in like 2 hours
I mean this as a good thing but the love of a psycho bitch can be so beautiful. She loves her loser bf
Seated for Mickey 17!!
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I mean this as a good thing but the love of a psycho bitch can be so beautiful. She loves her loser bf
I’ve been reading the Witcher series and there is a slightly homophobic but very cunty evil wizard and I’m loving it
March 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ve been reading the Witcher series and there is a slightly homophobic but very cunty evil wizard and I’m loving it
Hey I’ve been saying shit is about to get mad expensive and people have been like oh Yves you’re such a worrier nothing ever happens. Sometimes things happen!!!!
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey I’ve been saying shit is about to get mad expensive and people have been like oh Yves you’re such a worrier nothing ever happens. Sometimes things happen!!!!
Hey I know news rooms are absolutely crunched so I try not to be too hard on them but some of the copy editing in these articles is absolutely atrocious
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey I know news rooms are absolutely crunched so I try not to be too hard on them but some of the copy editing in these articles is absolutely atrocious
We’re watching Mr Vampire (1985) and why do I and the flunky sorcerers apprentice have the same haircut…..
March 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We’re watching Mr Vampire (1985) and why do I and the flunky sorcerers apprentice have the same haircut…..
Also I saw a hearse with the plate DRTNAP on Friday
March 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Also I saw a hearse with the plate DRTNAP on Friday
Drove behind a 2011 Hyundai Elantra today with “cash grass or ass/no one rides for free” and “work harder/millions on welfare depend on you” bumper stickers. Yes it DID have body damage thank you for asking
March 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Drove behind a 2011 Hyundai Elantra today with “cash grass or ass/no one rides for free” and “work harder/millions on welfare depend on you” bumper stickers. Yes it DID have body damage thank you for asking
You know when you see something so goddamn stupid on the internet you have to just go read a book
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You know when you see something so goddamn stupid on the internet you have to just go read a book
Do you guys think Gemma is the only person they’re experimenting on or are there more
February 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do you guys think Gemma is the only person they’re experimenting on or are there more
My job made me talk to politicians today…. Is this even legal
February 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My job made me talk to politicians today…. Is this even legal
I just got to work and there are a bunch of lettuce leaves in the recycling bin? Literally what’s hard here
February 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I just got to work and there are a bunch of lettuce leaves in the recycling bin? Literally what’s hard here
Mark S the S stands for sloppy
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mark S the S stands for sloppy
Helly R braver than the US Marines
February 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Helly R braver than the US Marines