This. My technique with those is to just start spewing profanity until it connects me to an actual human. 100% hit rate so far.

I feel the same way when people say "digital download".

Have some travel coming up and you just saved me a tidy sum! And we were almost going to book with *shudder* United. So thanks!

Don't forget the "I Don't Want Those Organs If There's Cancer In Them" remix.

So many reasons I have never questioned that they are on the side of Good.

This is embarrassing and you should feel bad about it.

Isn't it great to be a demographic?

The same person who thought Oingo Boingo's "Wild Sex in the Working Class" was appropriate for a family diner, presumably.

Please tell us how you, who are in a position to make that happen, are working toward making that happen.

Otherwise, shut your performative mouth and get the fuck out of the way.

I honestly would have had EXACTLY the same response, just in a different accent. Pour one out for the hotdog, fam.

Not only is this the weakest of sauce, it wouldn't work in practice. The situation is beyond legislative band-aids and... whatever the hell this proposal is intended to achieve.

Use the purse, impeach Noem, or get the hell out of the way.

Any time I can nudge the vernacular in the direction of clarity and heightened meaning, I call it a win.

I worked in several market segments over the past few years — aerospace, consumer goods, medical, diagnostics — and it was illuminating at which of them I was accused of "trying to sound smart".

Oh shit