a lot of folks are rightfully like “don’t put meta apps on your phone” but my mind went right to “don’t build insidious shit like this” i know some of you work there and with these rats.

get a real fucking job

some of you proudly put “ex-meta” in your bios, you’re also on notice

…and you will know me by the trail of the dead

And the mother fucking time right?

Porque no los dos

Is this the sequel to octonauts

I read this after getting back from the supermarket this am where i spent $196 to buy a weeks worth of groceries for a family of four, making at least 20 meals (teenagers make leftovers less of a probability). I live in seattle even.

My youngest had it for breakfast at 8

Did they ride the B train of Boston to get to the studio

I miss old salon so much. You, ask the pilot, early farhad; articles about why empire was the greatest star wars film.