Selene 🏳️⚧️ | ⚸
@selene.euyis.me
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yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast
(@)euyis in most of the places
30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled
lang: 官话, en / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it, she
@lilac.euyis.me | the other girl in here
@fallen.bsky.social | 🖤
yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast
(@)euyis in most of the places
30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled
lang: 官话, en / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it, she
@lilac.euyis.me | the other girl in here
@fallen.bsky.social | 🖤
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remember when ppl basically made windows fan fiction by creating fantastical mockups and fake leaks for the upcoming windows longhorn which was going to be so awesome
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
remember when ppl basically made windows fan fiction by creating fantastical mockups and fake leaks for the upcoming windows longhorn which was going to be so awesome
on the other hand the our son will be a scientist no he will be a lawyer to trans girl barely holding on pipeline
“Our son will be a scientist.”
“No, I bet he’ll be a lawyer.”
Me, 23yo trans girl barely holding on mentally: “So do you think fucking an inkling too much would slowly dye your dick the same color she is?”
“No, I bet he’ll be a lawyer.”
Me, 23yo trans girl barely holding on mentally: “So do you think fucking an inkling too much would slowly dye your dick the same color she is?”
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
on the other hand the our son will be a scientist no he will be a lawyer to trans girl barely holding on pipeline
apparently some chinese ppl are stockpiling mercury thermometers ahead of the 2026 ban and claiming that it's an insidious plot by THE CAPITAL to force everyone into buying alternatives that are more expensive & worse
never mind it's just the treaty exemption china negotiated back in '13 expiring
never mind it's just the treaty exemption china negotiated back in '13 expiring
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
apparently some chinese ppl are stockpiling mercury thermometers ahead of the 2026 ban and claiming that it's an insidious plot by THE CAPITAL to force everyone into buying alternatives that are more expensive & worse
never mind it's just the treaty exemption china negotiated back in '13 expiring
never mind it's just the treaty exemption china negotiated back in '13 expiring
"why is trump doing these dumb things" sure is "hitler would have won if he didn't insist on doing all the nazi stuff" of our times
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"why is trump doing these dumb things" sure is "hitler would have won if he didn't insist on doing all the nazi stuff" of our times
really annoyed by the person on kde bugzilla replying to someone suggesting as two big distros have already stepped on the same landmine maybe it's a good idea to notify packagers somehow with, basically, if they did their homework they would know to rebuild the world with a qt update and...
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
really annoyed by the person on kde bugzilla replying to someone suggesting as two big distros have already stepped on the same landmine maybe it's a good idea to notify packagers somehow with, basically, if they did their homework they would know to rebuild the world with a qt update and...
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I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA
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July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me: im going to have a relaxing game of stardew valley
the two dozen tabs of stardew valley wiki i already opened in the browser:
me:
the two dozen tabs of stardew valley wiki i already opened in the browser:
me:
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
me: im going to have a relaxing game of stardew valley
the two dozen tabs of stardew valley wiki i already opened in the browser:
me:
the two dozen tabs of stardew valley wiki i already opened in the browser:
me:
so both fedora & arch recently got hit by a bug causing kde plasma shell to segfault nonstop when the calendar plugin tries to read holiday info, and i just found out the incredibly silly reason my system wasn't affected
note the complete lack of holiday in the calendar
thank you chinese govt
note the complete lack of holiday in the calendar
thank you chinese govt
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
so both fedora & arch recently got hit by a bug causing kde plasma shell to segfault nonstop when the calendar plugin tries to read holiday info, and i just found out the incredibly silly reason my system wasn't affected
note the complete lack of holiday in the calendar
thank you chinese govt
note the complete lack of holiday in the calendar
thank you chinese govt
correction: completely missed how google got the first part wrong - it's supposed to be "if you abuse your child then she might start practicing bdsm because of the trauma* and then eventually become a lesbian"
*: let's try to ignore the implications here it's still from a gamer after all
*: let's try to ignore the implications here it's still from a gamer after all
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
correction: completely missed how google got the first part wrong - it's supposed to be "if you abuse your child then she might start practicing bdsm because of the trauma* and then eventually become a lesbian"
*: let's try to ignore the implications here it's still from a gamer after all
*: let's try to ignore the implications here it's still from a gamer after all
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scribble/house sparrow
June 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
scribble/house sparrow
the condo management company's plumber just came for the 4th time and one more tightening just one more tightening tighten it one more time and it will stop leaking (it's still fucking leaking yay)
oh well at least guy's pretty nice and has a good attitude
oh well at least guy's pretty nice and has a good attitude
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the condo management company's plumber just came for the 4th time and one more tightening just one more tightening tighten it one more time and it will stop leaking (it's still fucking leaking yay)
oh well at least guy's pretty nice and has a good attitude
oh well at least guy's pretty nice and has a good attitude
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"Follow me. Stay sharp."
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Follow me. Stay sharp."
please DGSE you could do the funniest thing ever
Please Do Not Assassinate Candace Owens, Emmanuel Macron.
YouTube video by Little Joel
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
please DGSE you could do the funniest thing ever
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pisses me tf off that NVIDIA appropriated and then hyperscaled the trans cultural practice of “passing the same $5 around, forever”
get your own thing, bubble boys
get your own thing, bubble boys
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
pisses me tf off that NVIDIA appropriated and then hyperscaled the trans cultural practice of “passing the same $5 around, forever”
get your own thing, bubble boys
get your own thing, bubble boys
of course it's written that way it's literally on fortune but there's still something funny about an article's central argument being guys guys there's rampant ongoing misogynoir in the labor market and that's very bad *for the economy*
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
of course it's written that way it's literally on fortune but there's still something funny about an article's central argument being guys guys there's rampant ongoing misogynoir in the labor market and that's very bad *for the economy*
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Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
the official needy girl overdose dry cleaning franchise
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the official needy girl overdose dry cleaning franchise
learning from the bsky's most esteemed expert on racism currently still on a multi day transphobic meltdown that it's only racism when it comes from the yakub region of earth and even if a black person is acting in a clearly personally racist way you may only call that sparkling ethnicity hate
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
learning from the bsky's most esteemed expert on racism currently still on a multi day transphobic meltdown that it's only racism when it comes from the yakub region of earth and even if a black person is acting in a clearly personally racist way you may only call that sparkling ethnicity hate
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What are you doing down there?
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What are you doing down there?
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i wish i had ball joints
![Title: [Ball Joints Are Erotic].
Panel 1, a girl with short white hair and ball joints poses while wearing a bra and panties, asking "what do you think?"
Panel 2, a second girl with short black hair says "hmm...", and the white haired girl asks again "I-Is it cute...?"
Panel 3, the black haired girl holds the other girl's arm, with a puzzled expression, and asks "how do these ball joints work?" to which the white haired girl responds with "look at the underwear!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x7xbzcp7l3vnqdneodcii5u7/bafkreigwlhfqokvrbez5osqmezarkrsfxsqdduydlkk245vhi4jhjpk3aq@jpeg)
June 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i wish i had ball joints
so I was at lenovo's service center earlier for a new fan and overheard what's allegedly currently happening at their warehouses: all newly delivered machines have the memory taken out and sold as parts, and then just left as is until the price of memory goes down enough again
is this shorting
is this shorting
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
so I was at lenovo's service center earlier for a new fan and overheard what's allegedly currently happening at their warehouses: all newly delivered machines have the memory taken out and sold as parts, and then just left as is until the price of memory goes down enough again
is this shorting
is this shorting
palantir guy: hey you can't call me a nazi I only worked on strictly mathematical problems namely making facial recognition better, and that it's then immediately used for concentration camps simply isn't my department just like it wasn't werner von braun's problem where the rocket went down
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
palantir guy: hey you can't call me a nazi I only worked on strictly mathematical problems namely making facial recognition better, and that it's then immediately used for concentration camps simply isn't my department just like it wasn't werner von braun's problem where the rocket went down