me showing Leon the type of car he should've bought for his crisis instead of his cayenne coupe

so many porsches to choose from and he gets the elevated luxury midsize SUV mom car, ok leon whose kid are you picking up from their 1 on 1 private tennis lesson?? buy one of the two seaters we all know you're sad and alone

that wasn't even the only wild driving thing i saw today and i literally only went 2 towns over for lunch then came home, I wasn't doing a 3 hour commute or anything

don't rub it in 😭😭

let it never be said i'm not making an effort to understand Sports

I have to play a little nice cause this is my coworker and not a client sadly lmaoo
but for real... the reading comprehension level is underwater sometimes

or it's just the anxiety making them jump to 5 separate conclusions 🫠

It was like that one classic tweet that's like "i say i love pancakes and they go oh so you hate waffles? no bitch that a whole ass different sentence"

her new clickbait video is "fanfiction destroyed everything" which I assume is also because porn bad and you are all disgusting gooners, unlike the intellectuals who worship [checks smudged hand] Tolkien

my bad it's undergrad not grad

anyway the real punchline for B is, assuming a 4 year undergrad timeline, the requested thing has been freely available online not only before this person began attending college but most likely before they were in high school too lol

a student emailed asking to access something by Tomorrow

A) buddy if this was critical for your grad work and you emailed about it middle of the night the day of your deadline, you are Fucked
B) the thing you want is already freely accessible online anyway. its literally on the internet, right now