leon s kennedy you will never undergo twink death
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
leon s kennedy you will never undergo twink death
geoff is getting blocked and ghosted
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
geoff is getting blocked and ghosted
why do all these games have person holding baby we're really googoogagamaxxing
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
why do all these games have person holding baby we're really googoogagamaxxing
they kept his darker hair from vendetta...
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
they kept his darker hair from vendetta...
saw a tesla driver ahead of me today swerve into the incoming lane 4-5 times with no signals, just so they could drive around speed bumps on a residential street that's like max 25 mph with even slower sections due to schools
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
saw a tesla driver ahead of me today swerve into the incoming lane 4-5 times with no signals, just so they could drive around speed bumps on a residential street that's like max 25 mph with even slower sections due to schools
i never thought about how much one badly placed blister can screw up my day
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i never thought about how much one badly placed blister can screw up my day
i had google maps open and i fucking
grabbed my controller and L1+ Rstick tried to zoom out......
grabbed my controller and L1+ Rstick tried to zoom out......
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i had google maps open and i fucking
grabbed my controller and L1+ Rstick tried to zoom out......
grabbed my controller and L1+ Rstick tried to zoom out......
I was going to do a 4 mile round trip walk to get a burrito but I'm too tired today
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was going to do a 4 mile round trip walk to get a burrito but I'm too tired today
Stomach hurts when I eat less but also hurts when I eat more so I guess I will just die
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Stomach hurts when I eat less but also hurts when I eat more so I guess I will just die
you're telling me yesterday lebron sacrificed his parse for the clear
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
you're telling me yesterday lebron sacrificed his parse for the clear
I understand it bc I also get stressed and spiral but earlier I had a work convo that went like:
person: can you fix [A]?
me: yea
coworker (CW): is that fixing [A] or [B]?
me: I think just [A]. [B] is a different thing, iirc.
CW: So we have to fix both [A] and [B]?
me: No... just [A]... ?
person: can you fix [A]?
me: yea
coworker (CW): is that fixing [A] or [B]?
me: I think just [A]. [B] is a different thing, iirc.
CW: So we have to fix both [A] and [B]?
me: No... just [A]... ?
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I understand it bc I also get stressed and spiral but earlier I had a work convo that went like:
person: can you fix [A]?
me: yea
coworker (CW): is that fixing [A] or [B]?
me: I think just [A]. [B] is a different thing, iirc.
CW: So we have to fix both [A] and [B]?
me: No... just [A]... ?
person: can you fix [A]?
me: yea
coworker (CW): is that fixing [A] or [B]?
me: I think just [A]. [B] is a different thing, iirc.
CW: So we have to fix both [A] and [B]?
me: No... just [A]... ?
i wish to have fujiya nectar peach juice inside me
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i wish to have fujiya nectar peach juice inside me
youtube keeps reccing a certain account to me because i made the mistake of once watching a video essay from her about the "problem of modern publishing" and it was basically her saying "sex is bad porn is bad. you should feel guilty that you don't engage in higher intellectual pursuits" for 60 mins
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
youtube keeps reccing a certain account to me because i made the mistake of once watching a video essay from her about the "problem of modern publishing" and it was basically her saying "sex is bad porn is bad. you should feel guilty that you don't engage in higher intellectual pursuits" for 60 mins
got a funny work email at 10 pm (not sarcastic funny)
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
got a funny work email at 10 pm (not sarcastic funny)
haven't we suffered enough why must god take our alligator away too
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
haven't we suffered enough why must god take our alligator away too
Reposted
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
I don't think the mailman noticed me walking right by and scared the shit out of me revving up the truck lol
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don't think the mailman noticed me walking right by and scared the shit out of me revving up the truck lol
I think this is the first time I woke up in tears from a dream that had actually nothing to do with myself personally, but was just a really depressing story...
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think this is the first time I woke up in tears from a dream that had actually nothing to do with myself personally, but was just a really depressing story...
guests are back home i can't wait for them to stay up until some godforsaken hour
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
guests are back home i can't wait for them to stay up until some godforsaken hour
why do i feel like the "no spice" verbiage here is not even meant to inform the supposed young adults who are targeted by this book, but rather more for the grown adults who only read YA books because they think sex in general is so filthy and awful
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
why do i feel like the "no spice" verbiage here is not even meant to inform the supposed young adults who are targeted by this book, but rather more for the grown adults who only read YA books because they think sex in general is so filthy and awful
what is up with these people im working with "ok that's everything we need!" [1 week later] "actually we need 2 more things" ???
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
what is up with these people im working with "ok that's everything we need!" [1 week later] "actually we need 2 more things" ???
i want a burrito so bad i'm going to pass out
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i want a burrito so bad i'm going to pass out
I'm bad at dieting...
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I'm bad at dieting...
i need people to stop texting me 130498123 times today i just want some peace and quiet
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i need people to stop texting me 130498123 times today i just want some peace and quiet
