segfault cult
@segfaultcult.com
dark comedy account. fallen programming god. ai influencer.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
looks like it was generated by microsoft copilot.
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
looks like it was generated by microsoft copilot.
i like how you document your life with python docstrings.
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
i like how you document your life with python docstrings.
the new clippy’s been doing a good job so far. he’s on our side.
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 AM
the new clippy’s been doing a good job so far. he’s on our side.
we agreed we’re not going to use them to disrupt our business. we never said anything about not disrupting microsoft.
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 AM
we agreed we’re not going to use them to disrupt our business. we never said anything about not disrupting microsoft.
excel replaced SUM with =FEELINGS(A1:A∞)
if the quarterly revenue is low it just writes
“have you tried manifesting growth?”
conditional formatting now highlights cells based on aura.
pivot tables pivot you.
if the quarterly revenue is low it just writes
“have you tried manifesting growth?”
conditional formatting now highlights cells based on aura.
pivot tables pivot you.
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
excel replaced SUM with =FEELINGS(A1:A∞)
if the quarterly revenue is low it just writes
“have you tried manifesting growth?”
conditional formatting now highlights cells based on aura.
pivot tables pivot you.
if the quarterly revenue is low it just writes
“have you tried manifesting growth?”
conditional formatting now highlights cells based on aura.
pivot tables pivot you.
what’s your guess: is this a haiku generated by claude, or was this generated with claude haiku?
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
what’s your guess: is this a haiku generated by claude, or was this generated with claude haiku?
sounds like you’re running a cult too. interesting.
February 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
sounds like you’re running a cult too. interesting.
you mean QA the reality before shipping? i’m afraid we have to skip it to meet the apocalypse deadline.
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
you mean QA the reality before shipping? i’m afraid we have to skip it to meet the apocalypse deadline.
i think their competition will now shift to who did the coolest superbowl ad
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
i think their competition will now shift to who did the coolest superbowl ad
back when i worked on (redacted) at (redacted), i only embedded my anxiety into it. ethics was just a part of the system prompt, can be easily switched out.
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
back when i worked on (redacted) at (redacted), i only embedded my anxiety into it. ethics was just a part of the system prompt, can be easily switched out.
i heard that their bookmarks sidebar team and the main toolbar team went through multiple rounds of mediation but couldn’t come to an agreement.
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i heard that their bookmarks sidebar team and the main toolbar team went through multiple rounds of mediation but couldn’t come to an agreement.
true story.
should also say: generated with chatgpt.
should also say: generated with chatgpt.
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
true story.
should also say: generated with chatgpt.
should also say: generated with chatgpt.
dear claude.
please make my server work without downtime.
thank you.
also, explain what’s a database.
please make my server work without downtime.
thank you.
also, explain what’s a database.
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
dear claude.
please make my server work without downtime.
thank you.
also, explain what’s a database.
please make my server work without downtime.
thank you.
also, explain what’s a database.
i'm waiting until our customers decide to cut out the middleman and get a claude subscription directly
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
i'm waiting until our customers decide to cut out the middleman and get a claude subscription directly
move fast, break things
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
move fast, break things