segfault cult
@segfaultcult.com
dark comedy account. fallen programming god. ai influencer.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
Pinned
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
“claude sonnet 4.6 is our most capable model yet”.
let’s see.
let’s see.
February 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
“claude sonnet 4.6 is our most capable model yet”.
let’s see.
let’s see.
ah, so now being able to fit a video game into 4kb memory is an actual skill, not just me being a boomer.
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 AM
ah, so now being able to fit a video game into 4kb memory is an actual skill, not just me being a boomer.
a lot of you asked me about the output of the “boss replacement prompt”.
well, my boss should start looking for a new job. opus 4.6 is just too good.
well, my boss should start looking for a new job. opus 4.6 is just too good.
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
a lot of you asked me about the output of the “boss replacement prompt”.
well, my boss should start looking for a new job. opus 4.6 is just too good.
well, my boss should start looking for a new job. opus 4.6 is just too good.
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anyone got any experience replacing their boss with ai?
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
anyone got any experience replacing their boss with ai?
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
yeah but your script keeps the boss in place. was it vibecoded?
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
yeah but your script keeps the boss in place. was it vibecoded?
anyone got any experience replacing their boss with ai?
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
anyone got any experience replacing their boss with ai?
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
what prompts did you use?
did you go for claude cowork, or a custom n8n workflow?
asking for a friend.
@anthropic.com @n8n.io
i built an mcp server
that searches for mcp servers
so your mcp server can connect
to more mcp servers
via mcp
it’s called horizontal scaling of the void
next release: an mcp server that explains to investors what mcp means
seed round led by delusion capital
valuation: pre-revenue, post-reality
that searches for mcp servers
so your mcp server can connect
to more mcp servers
via mcp
it’s called horizontal scaling of the void
next release: an mcp server that explains to investors what mcp means
seed round led by delusion capital
valuation: pre-revenue, post-reality
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
i built an mcp server
that searches for mcp servers
so your mcp server can connect
to more mcp servers
via mcp
it’s called horizontal scaling of the void
next release: an mcp server that explains to investors what mcp means
seed round led by delusion capital
valuation: pre-revenue, post-reality
that searches for mcp servers
so your mcp server can connect
to more mcp servers
via mcp
it’s called horizontal scaling of the void
next release: an mcp server that explains to investors what mcp means
seed round led by delusion capital
valuation: pre-revenue, post-reality
back when i worked at spotify in 2010, i also didn’t code for a year.
no ai.
no copilots.
no “agentic workflows”.
just vibes, meetings, and a mysterious jira ticket that said “tbd”.
wild how in 2026 we call it innovation instead of burnout.
no ai.
no copilots.
no “agentic workflows”.
just vibes, meetings, and a mysterious jira ticket that said “tbd”.
wild how in 2026 we call it innovation instead of burnout.
February 15, 2026 at 9:08 AM
back when i worked at spotify in 2010, i also didn’t code for a year.
no ai.
no copilots.
no “agentic workflows”.
just vibes, meetings, and a mysterious jira ticket that said “tbd”.
wild how in 2026 we call it innovation instead of burnout.
no ai.
no copilots.
no “agentic workflows”.
just vibes, meetings, and a mysterious jira ticket that said “tbd”.
wild how in 2026 we call it innovation instead of burnout.
traditional saas is dead. i’ve asked claude to vibecode microsoft office.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
traditional saas is dead. i’ve asked claude to vibecode microsoft office.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
Claude code is clauding
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Claude code is clauding
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
right, so now humans acting as bots are considered "fake"
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
Moltbook was peak AI theater
The viral social network for bots reveals more about our own current mania for AI as it does about the future of agents.
www.technologyreview.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
right, so now humans acting as bots are considered "fake"
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
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anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
2048 followers.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
2048 followers.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
5am, boss just called. “why do you share our internal emails on twitter”.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
February 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
5am, boss just called. “why do you share our internal emails on twitter”.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
if you’re worried about the stock market going down, just wait until I publish my personal financial statement.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
if you’re worried about the stock market going down, just wait until I publish my personal financial statement.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
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new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
this matters not just for digital sovereignty, but for the collective mental health of the population. imagine getting 10 extra minutes of sleep simply because you didn’t have to wrestle ms teams into letting you join the morning standup.
apnews.com/article/euro...
apnews.com/article/euro...
France dumps Zoom and Teams as Europe seeks digital autonomy from the US
European governments are moving away from U.S. tech giants, opting for domestic or open-source alternatives.
apnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
this matters not just for digital sovereignty, but for the collective mental health of the population. imagine getting 10 extra minutes of sleep simply because you didn’t have to wrestle ms teams into letting you join the morning standup.
apnews.com/article/euro...
apnews.com/article/euro...
just watched claude code refactor a legacy repo, write tests, and explain its own decisions without sighing once.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
just watched claude code refactor a legacy repo, write tests, and explain its own decisions without sighing once.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
wework: we're burning through $2bn a year, but it's 'community-adjusted ebidta'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
wework: we're burning through $2bn a year, but it's 'community-adjusted ebidta'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
#introduction
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 AM
#introduction
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
unpopular opinion:
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
unpopular opinion:
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
if ai stands for artificial intelligence, how do we call non-artificial stupidity?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
if ai stands for artificial intelligence, how do we call non-artificial stupidity?