emo dean venture
@segelsexual.bsky.social
Tay. 30. She/her. Pansexual bitch. Perpetually in love with my cat, horror, books, reality TV, music, dragons, movies, and bird law. Die hard Pittsburgh Steelers and Montreal Canadiens fan. I should've been born a Muppet.
I also earned Favorite Aunt Status from my cousin's son so today was full of several wins (not the Habs tho)
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I also earned Favorite Aunt Status from my cousin's son so today was full of several wins (not the Habs tho)
My cousin has made me some Toothless trinkets with her 3D printer and the one she gave me today was so cool! You can remove the wings and adjust them. It is now my tree topper
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My cousin has made me some Toothless trinkets with her 3D printer and the one she gave me today was so cool! You can remove the wings and adjust them. It is now my tree topper
*Pauly d voice* yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh buddy
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
*Pauly d voice* yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh buddy
GOOD EVENING GO HABS
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
GOOD EVENING GO HABS
Happy Halloween!
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy Halloween!
OH MY FUCKING FUCK LET'S GO
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
OH MY FUCKING FUCK LET'S GO
Imagine this but on the end of a potato
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Imagine this but on the end of a potato
It's Soup In My Bowl Sunday
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's Soup In My Bowl Sunday
I finally got one am I too late
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I finally got one am I too late
Banger after banger after banger after banger
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Banger after banger after banger after banger
My reaction when someone says they don't like Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My reaction when someone says they don't like Halloween
Kiddos who live downstairs were out at 9 this morning drawing this (with their mom). The happiest of Halloweens to them specifically
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kiddos who live downstairs were out at 9 this morning drawing this (with their mom). The happiest of Halloweens to them specifically
I'm gonna be honest, 2015 had some real stinkers. But I happen to like these ones
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm gonna be honest, 2015 had some real stinkers. But I happen to like these ones
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO THE RANGERS
October 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO THE RANGERS
Spot the difference. (Hint: there is no difference)
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Spot the difference. (Hint: there is no difference)
I fucking stumped him for the first time in my life and then he did eventually get it
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I fucking stumped him for the first time in my life and then he did eventually get it
Just wanna give a shout out to the dude at Popeyes who hated my Steelers sweatshirt. But in fairness, it was my dad's and it's sick as hell. And also the Steelers won 😎
October 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just wanna give a shout out to the dude at Popeyes who hated my Steelers sweatshirt. But in fairness, it was my dad's and it's sick as hell. And also the Steelers won 😎
Made some more onion rings tonight for my beloved grandpa and he fucking loved them. I still think I underseasoned the batter, but he ate about 75 million of those mamma jammas. I feel an immense amount of pride when my grandpa loves my cooking
September 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Made some more onion rings tonight for my beloved grandpa and he fucking loved them. I still think I underseasoned the batter, but he ate about 75 million of those mamma jammas. I feel an immense amount of pride when my grandpa loves my cooking
Having a camera to keep an eye on my cat means I occasionally capture these tender moments
September 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Having a camera to keep an eye on my cat means I occasionally capture these tender moments
I'm a little nervous about how tall it is! My camera will no longer catch him if he's on the top wrung. He's also clumsy af with a lot longer to fall than his old one
September 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm a little nervous about how tall it is! My camera will no longer catch him if he's on the top wrung. He's also clumsy af with a lot longer to fall than his old one