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Tay. 30. She/her. Pansexual bitch. Perpetually in love with my cat, horror, books, reality TV, music, dragons, movies, and bird law. Die hard Pittsburgh Steelers and Montreal Canadiens fan. I should've been born a Muppet.
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I really appreciate how many football players do The Lift from Dirty Dancing when their bros score a TD
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I really appreciate how many football players do The Lift from Dirty Dancing when their bros score a TD
Anyway go Steelers
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Anyway go Steelers
CBS must stand for Copaganda Broadcasting Station because besides all the Big Bang Theory spin offs, they just make shows about feds and cops
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
CBS must stand for Copaganda Broadcasting Station because besides all the Big Bang Theory spin offs, they just make shows about feds and cops
My cousin has made me some Toothless trinkets with her 3D printer and the one she gave me today was so cool! You can remove the wings and adjust them. It is now my tree topper
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My cousin has made me some Toothless trinkets with her 3D printer and the one she gave me today was so cool! You can remove the wings and adjust them. It is now my tree topper
I haven't even finished watching Phantom of the Opera yet and already I want to watch it again
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I haven't even finished watching Phantom of the Opera yet and already I want to watch it again
Why in the goddamn fuck is the Anastasia soundtrack not on Apple music
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why in the goddamn fuck is the Anastasia soundtrack not on Apple music
*Pauly d voice* yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh buddy
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
*Pauly d voice* yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh buddy
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Love when the Montreal Canadiens win and when the Las Vegas Golden Knights lose and you will never BELIEVE what happened today
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guess who is gonna be the smuggest bitch tomorrrrrooooooooooowwwww
I have some married in (not blood related) cousins that I Do Not Like that are also VGK fans. I'm seeing those cousins tomorrow. Nothing would give me more pleasure than rocking my Price sweater and rubbing a Montreal win in their faces 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Habs, make it so!
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Guess who is gonna be the smuggest bitch tomorrrrrooooooooooowwwww
I have some married in (not blood related) cousins that I Do Not Like that are also VGK fans. I'm seeing those cousins tomorrow. Nothing would give me more pleasure than rocking my Price sweater and rubbing a Montreal win in their faces 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Habs, make it so!
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have some married in (not blood related) cousins that I Do Not Like that are also VGK fans. I'm seeing those cousins tomorrow. Nothing would give me more pleasure than rocking my Price sweater and rubbing a Montreal win in their faces 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Habs, make it so!
Monty is looking so damn good today! Martin must've put the fear of God into him and Jakub this week cuz they both have been doing so much better. Thank fucking God
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Monty is looking so damn good today! Martin must've put the fear of God into him and Jakub this week cuz they both have been doing so much better. Thank fucking God
All I want for Christmas is the ability to read a calendar correctly cuz I def thought this Habs game was tomorrow and not today. That being said, go Habs
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
All I want for Christmas is the ability to read a calendar correctly cuz I def thought this Habs game was tomorrow and not today. That being said, go Habs
Had a few family members tell me they "really needed this today" in response to me making them laugh and I'm still riding that high.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Had a few family members tell me they "really needed this today" in response to me making them laugh and I'm still riding that high.
I'm thankful for hockey and reality tv
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm thankful for hockey and reality tv
Happy Habsgiving. As in the Habs giving me a win right in front of my very eyes last night
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Happy Habsgiving. As in the Habs giving me a win right in front of my very eyes last night
I am 2 for 2 on attending Habs games 😇
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I am 2 for 2 on attending Habs games 😇
Don't worry fellow Habs fans, I've been personally yelling at us for whatever the fuck the the end of that 2nd period was
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Don't worry fellow Habs fans, I've been personally yelling at us for whatever the fuck the the end of that 2nd period was
GOOD EVENING GO HABS
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
GOOD EVENING GO HABS
I wish I could bring my cat to the game with me tonight
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wish I could bring my cat to the game with me tonight
What do you mean I have to wait 7.5 more hours for in person hockey
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What do you mean I have to wait 7.5 more hours for in person hockey
Good morning. Go Habs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Good morning. Go Habs.
I'M GOING TO THE HABS V MAMMOTH GAME TOMORROW 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'M GOING TO THE HABS V MAMMOTH GAME TOMORROW 😭😭😭
Raul Julia was born on March 9th. Oscar Isaac was born on March 9th. I was born on March 9th. Through the transitive property, I am also Gomez Addams
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Raul Julia was born on March 9th. Oscar Isaac was born on March 9th. I was born on March 9th. Through the transitive property, I am also Gomez Addams