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making stuff from other stuff
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seewut.tv
making stuff from other stuff
available for video editing, motion graphics and other digital content
banner art by @fafnyr.bsky.social
the novel: "a waving black pedipalp coated in dark hairs forces its way out through Hilton's left eye"
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
ALT: a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
the novel: "a waving black pedipalp coated in dark hairs forces its way out through Hilton's left eye"
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
if i dropped dead tomorrow at least i wouldn't have to deal with work anymore
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
if i dropped dead tomorrow at least i wouldn't have to deal with work anymore
scott: could it be from "i, robot"?
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 AM
scott: could it be from "i, robot"?
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
adobe prices have become a joke. that coupled with having to commit to an annual subscription basically guarantees me dropping the products this year. time to learn some alternatives i guess. or just give up entirely.
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 PM
adobe prices have become a joke. that coupled with having to commit to an annual subscription basically guarantees me dropping the products this year. time to learn some alternatives i guess. or just give up entirely.
good friendships can only offset so much of the shit hole my life is
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 AM
good friendships can only offset so much of the shit hole my life is
i had 2 good weeks and now i'm miserable again
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i had 2 good weeks and now i'm miserable again
i wish movies with flashbacks would stop putting a "present day" subtitle when returning from the flashback. present day? when was this film shot? do i need to imdb the release date now so i can figure out the time difference between the flashback and the "present" that was actually 30 years ago?
a woman in a lab coat says " don t try to understand it "
ALT: a woman in a lab coat says " don t try to understand it "
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i wish movies with flashbacks would stop putting a "present day" subtitle when returning from the flashback. present day? when was this film shot? do i need to imdb the release date now so i can figure out the time difference between the flashback and the "present" that was actually 30 years ago?
29c (84f) at 1am on xmas day
a man is sweating while laying on a bed with a caption that says kerralee
ALT: a man is sweating while laying on a bed with a caption that says kerralee
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
29c (84f) at 1am on xmas day
not me going to bed every night and laying there doing the mental math on the percentage of my time off that has gone by (18.75%)
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
not me going to bed every night and laying there doing the mental math on the percentage of my time off that has gone by (18.75%)
getting likes on my posts and seeing they're from people making ai "art". ew ew ew ew ew.
a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
ALT: a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
getting likes on my posts and seeing they're from people making ai "art". ew ew ew ew ew.
the like a dragon games are bad for my blood pressure. i rage so hard at the injustice.
two men are sitting at a table with a laptop .
ALT: two men are sitting at a table with a laptop .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
the like a dragon games are bad for my blood pressure. i rage so hard at the injustice.
damn yakuza / like a dragon games. everytime i say definitively that i don't like a character, or i will never like them, or that they can't be redeemed, they go and make me like them. those bastards.
a woman is sitting at a table in front of a tv screen that says only murders in the building on it
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in front of a tv screen that says only murders in the building on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
damn yakuza / like a dragon games. everytime i say definitively that i don't like a character, or i will never like them, or that they can't be redeemed, they go and make me like them. those bastards.
. @echochlo.com out here reminding us we've been putting up baby numbers when it comes to hate
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
. @echochlo.com out here reminding us we've been putting up baby numbers when it comes to hate
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
why is it always a friday night or saturday morning that i'm troubleshooting hardware issues or bsods
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
why is it always a friday night or saturday morning that i'm troubleshooting hardware issues or bsods
i was once invited to participate in a brainstorming session at my (now) former workplace to determine methods for attracting the best candidates for roles at the organization. popular ideas included massive invasions of privacy via social media to find out info about candidates personal lives.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i was once invited to participate in a brainstorming session at my (now) former workplace to determine methods for attracting the best candidates for roles at the organization. popular ideas included massive invasions of privacy via social media to find out info about candidates personal lives.
Reposted by Cal / Cali
I made a machine steal the work of a real human being. It's almost as if the stolen work it regurgitated seems like it was written by a real human being. Instead of giving that credit to the breathing person it was stolen from... perhaps the theft machine is actually alive??
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I made a machine steal the work of a real human being. It's almost as if the stolen work it regurgitated seems like it was written by a real human being. Instead of giving that credit to the breathing person it was stolen from... perhaps the theft machine is actually alive??
the words "buffy summers, class protector" will never not make me tear up
a man in a tuxedo is holding an umbrella and saying it 's from all of us and it has written
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding an umbrella and saying it 's from all of us and it has written
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
the words "buffy summers, class protector" will never not make me tear up
stupid colon (this works on two levels)
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
stupid colon (this works on two levels)
"how high do you want to get?"
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"how high do you want to get?"
bathe
(the original art in this thread is by @egallagher.bsky.social)
(the original art in this thread is by @egallagher.bsky.social)
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
bathe
(the original art in this thread is by @egallagher.bsky.social)
(the original art in this thread is by @egallagher.bsky.social)
why does spotify shuffle suck more and more ass with each month/year
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
why does spotify shuffle suck more and more ass with each month/year