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making stuff from other stuff
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banner art by @fafnyr.bsky.social
seewut.tv
making stuff from other stuff
available for video editing, motion graphics and other digital content
banner art by @fafnyr.bsky.social
the novel: "a waving black pedipalp coated in dark hairs forces its way out through Hilton's left eye"
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
ALT: a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
the novel: "a waving black pedipalp coated in dark hairs forces its way out through Hilton's left eye"
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:
if i dropped dead tomorrow at least i wouldn't have to deal with work anymore
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
if i dropped dead tomorrow at least i wouldn't have to deal with work anymore
scott: could it be from "i, robot"?
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 AM
scott: could it be from "i, robot"?
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me
adobe prices have become a joke. that coupled with having to commit to an annual subscription basically guarantees me dropping the products this year. time to learn some alternatives i guess. or just give up entirely.
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 PM
adobe prices have become a joke. that coupled with having to commit to an annual subscription basically guarantees me dropping the products this year. time to learn some alternatives i guess. or just give up entirely.
good friendships can only offset so much of the shit hole my life is
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 AM
good friendships can only offset so much of the shit hole my life is
i had 2 good weeks and now i'm miserable again
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i had 2 good weeks and now i'm miserable again
i wish movies with flashbacks would stop putting a "present day" subtitle when returning from the flashback. present day? when was this film shot? do i need to imdb the release date now so i can figure out the time difference between the flashback and the "present" that was actually 30 years ago?
a woman in a lab coat says " don t try to understand it "
ALT: a woman in a lab coat says " don t try to understand it "
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i wish movies with flashbacks would stop putting a "present day" subtitle when returning from the flashback. present day? when was this film shot? do i need to imdb the release date now so i can figure out the time difference between the flashback and the "present" that was actually 30 years ago?
i discovered your work in 2025 and it was both enjoyable to see but also a boon to my own creativity so thanks!
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i discovered your work in 2025 and it was both enjoyable to see but also a boon to my own creativity so thanks!
29c (84f) at 1am on xmas day
a man is sweating while laying on a bed with a caption that says kerralee
ALT: a man is sweating while laying on a bed with a caption that says kerralee
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
29c (84f) at 1am on xmas day
not me going to bed every night and laying there doing the mental math on the percentage of my time off that has gone by (18.75%)
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
not me going to bed every night and laying there doing the mental math on the percentage of my time off that has gone by (18.75%)
i can't help but love him
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lit match in his hand
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lit match in his hand
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
i can't help but love him
getting likes on my posts and seeing they're from people making ai "art". ew ew ew ew ew.
a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
ALT: a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
getting likes on my posts and seeing they're from people making ai "art". ew ew ew ew ew.
the like a dragon games are bad for my blood pressure. i rage so hard at the injustice.
two men are sitting at a table with a laptop .
ALT: two men are sitting at a table with a laptop .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
the like a dragon games are bad for my blood pressure. i rage so hard at the injustice.
i want that entire fit (unfamiliar with the band tho)
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i want that entire fit (unfamiliar with the band tho)
damn yakuza / like a dragon games. everytime i say definitively that i don't like a character, or i will never like them, or that they can't be redeemed, they go and make me like them. those bastards.
a woman is sitting at a table in front of a tv screen that says only murders in the building on it
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in front of a tv screen that says only murders in the building on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
damn yakuza / like a dragon games. everytime i say definitively that i don't like a character, or i will never like them, or that they can't be redeemed, they go and make me like them. those bastards.
. @echochlo.com out here reminding us we've been putting up baby numbers when it comes to hate
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
. @echochlo.com out here reminding us we've been putting up baby numbers when it comes to hate
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)
me: "looks like it's just one stick of ram that might be fucked. good thing a stick of ram is one of the cheapest things to repl-"
*sees prices*
me: "what happened?"
scott: "ai"
*sees prices*
me: "what happened?"
scott: "ai"
a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
me: "looks like it's just one stick of ram that might be fucked. good thing a stick of ram is one of the cheapest things to repl-"
*sees prices*
me: "what happened?"
scott: "ai"
*sees prices*
me: "what happened?"
scott: "ai"
why is it always a friday night or saturday morning that i'm troubleshooting hardware issues or bsods
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
why is it always a friday night or saturday morning that i'm troubleshooting hardware issues or bsods
"this is just an idea meeting, we don't have to worry about ethics at this stage".
so i refused to sign my name to anything that came out of that meeting.
thinking about that a lot these days.
so i refused to sign my name to anything that came out of that meeting.
thinking about that a lot these days.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"this is just an idea meeting, we don't have to worry about ethics at this stage".
so i refused to sign my name to anything that came out of that meeting.
thinking about that a lot these days.
so i refused to sign my name to anything that came out of that meeting.
thinking about that a lot these days.
they like surfing? highlight how close we are to some of the world's best beaches. find out about their kids and recommend private schools.
when i raised this as a huge red flag and violation of ethics it was hand-waived away.
when i raised this as a huge red flag and violation of ethics it was hand-waived away.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
they like surfing? highlight how close we are to some of the world's best beaches. find out about their kids and recommend private schools.
when i raised this as a huge red flag and violation of ethics it was hand-waived away.
when i raised this as a huge red flag and violation of ethics it was hand-waived away.
i was once invited to participate in a brainstorming session at my (now) former workplace to determine methods for attracting the best candidates for roles at the organization. popular ideas included massive invasions of privacy via social media to find out info about candidates personal lives.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i was once invited to participate in a brainstorming session at my (now) former workplace to determine methods for attracting the best candidates for roles at the organization. popular ideas included massive invasions of privacy via social media to find out info about candidates personal lives.