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Since 2010, Secular AZ has protected the constitutional separation of church and state. We are a 501c3 that educates lawmakers and the public to ensure freedom of conscience for Arizonans of all faiths and of none. https://linktr.ee/secularaz
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On the 23rd day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeee….

…a baby that’s not tough or spicyyyyyyy

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Vent diagram. In left circle, steak feelings bruises tomatoes. In right circle, mayo bell peppers 1-star Thai 70 degrees F. In overlap, holy infant
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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On the 22nd day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeee….

…a read that’s just a bit manifesto-yyyyyyyy

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Post by Shula Haider says Kids if you like men with big white beards, the color red, and the redistribution of property, have I got a book for you
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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On the 21st day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…the shortest day of a year that felt like eternityyyyyyyyyyyy

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On a gray background with snowflakes falling, a wreath of candles topped by the sun. In the middle, HAPPY SOLISTICE in red. Under, "MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL SHORTEST DAY OF THE LONGEST FUCKING YEAR OF OUR LIVES"
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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On the 20th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…an extra letter 'e'

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Khan, as in "Wrath of," peers out from the center of a wreath made of fir boughs, pine cones and holly berries. A red bow hangs beneath the deep, open neckline of his brown sweater and several strings of beads. He's rocking a feathered gray mullet.
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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On the 19th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me…

…a sacrificial piggyyyyyyyy

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A statue (bronze, probably) of Marcus Aurelius on a horse. In his upraised right hand, he holds a red Starbucks cup, from which coffee pours. Caption: When you Starbucks cup says Happy Holiday instead of Io Saturnalia
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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On the 18th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeee….

…a heavenly being that’s quite creepyyyyyyy

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a cluster of multicolored feathers, covered with eyes in all shapes and sizes, fans out from a central eye/feather clump. This monstrosity sits perched atop a fir tree.
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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It's almost time... Save your seat at the Festival of Pies! December 27 at the Humanist Society of Greater Phoenix in Mesa #Arizona. RSVP today! secularaz.org/single-event...

Because a little slice keeps our secular democracy nice.
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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On the 17th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…a fact about the history of that treeeeeeeee

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Against a cloudy background stands a tall, symmetrical fir tree, topped with a pentagram in a circle, with apothecary bottles and jars below. text: DON'T FORGET GETTING A TREE AND DECORATING IT IS WITCHCRAFT
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Why do #Arizona lawmakers introduce bills that they know will result in a veto or legal challenges? Secular AZ's Legal Director Dianne Post has answers!
December 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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On the 16th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me...

…an answer that makes us uneasyyyyyy

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A teen Jesus, aka Teenjus according to Baby Billy, asks Mary "Mom, where do babies come from?" Behind them, Joseph turns his head and says "Yeah Mary. Where DO babies come from?"
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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On the 15th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…a-bit-too-on-the-nose stocking stuffers from the Gee Oh Peeeeeeee

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A photo of a roadside billboard for World Harvest Church. Text says: "Stalking Stuffer for For Every Child! Sat 5p"
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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On the 14th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…a crunchy, spicy babyyyyyyyy

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On the left a pasty infant lies in a manger. This is Holy Infant, So Tender and Mild. On the right, a bright red infant lies in a manger. This is Holy Infant Flamin Hot.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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On the 14th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…a crunchy, spicy babyyyyyyyy

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On the left, a pasty white baby lies in a manger. Caption: Holy infant so tender and mild. On the right, a bright red baby lies in a manger. Caption: Holy Infant Flamin' Hot. The font is firey
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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On the 13th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me….

…songs that are relevant only tangentiallyyyyyy

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A social media post by @BrendanCClyne lists the 5 tips of xmas songs: -look, snow! -I want shit -santa's horny -let's all get schnackered -the birth of christ has ushered in a new age and no man shall taste eternal death
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Happy Ice Cream Day to all who celebrate
a pink ice cream cone with three scoops in between the words Happy Ice Cream Day. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is below not the left, and the Secular AZ logo is below on the right
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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On the 12th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to me...

…gifts Lovecraftian and tentacle-yyyyyyy

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A old-timey illustration of a white-haired man wearing a brown overcoat, black boots, red scarf and hat walks though the snow, carrying red and green boxes from which three dark green tentacles protrude. Caption: Share the gift of eternal, gibbering madness with all your loved ones this Cthulhumas.
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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On the 11th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeee….

…amazing childhood memorieeeeeesssss

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Sigourney Weaver as the character "Dana Barrett" in Ghostbusters wears a shiny red toga and sits atop the edge of a rooftop overlooking a city at night. Caption: THERE IS NO XMAS. ONLY YULE.
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Pie is woke?! Join us on December 27 at the Humanist Society of Greater Phoenix for the second annual Festival of Pies! Because a slice keeps our secular democracy nice.... RSVP/details at secularaz.org/pie-fest-2025
On a background of blue/orange/multicolored talavera tile, a slice of pecan pie has a red circle with slash through it. Text: Do your part before extremists claim pie is WOKE! Religious extremists want to ban everything fun. Help us fund everything good! Dec. 27 5:30 pm Humanist Society of Greater Phoenix Bring a pie, bid on a pie, share a pie! RSCP secularaz.org/pie-fest-2025
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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On the 10th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeee….

….a dose of realityyyyyy

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On the left, sad guy meme face is drawn in black and white and looks down sadly. Caption: "Stop giving me your toughest battles". On the right, cartoon Jesus with long brown hair, beard, crown of thorns and yellow halo is looking sternly at sad guy meme face. Caption: "The cashier just said 'Happy Holidays' to you"
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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On the 9th day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeee….

…a scapegoat to be blamed convenientlyyyyy

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A Christmas tree lies on the floor, ornaments smashed, in front of a fireplace with red stockings hanging. in the foreground, a gray striped cat looks at the camera with huge eyes. Caption: THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT ANTIFA DID
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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On the eighth day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meee...

...a spacey nativityyyyyy

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Caption: My mom still hasn't noticed. Under, a photo of a nativity scent - angels, Shepards, Mary, Joseph, a sheep, a cow, a donkey surrounding a baby lying in a manger. Yoda is among those standing around the baby.
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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On the seventh day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeeee...

...a show about kids, but played by actors in their thir-teeees

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A black sweatshirt says "Manger Things" in the "Stranger Things" font with a native scene below, with shepherds, wise men etc gathered around the most holy of babies
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Join us at the Festival of Pies on 12/27! Bring a pie, bid on a pie, eat a pie... all to support Secular AZ.

Help us fight to keep church and state separate in #Arizona!

RSVP today at: secularaz.org/pie-fest-2025
on a background of talavera tile, mostly blue and orange, a slice of blueberry pie explodes from the top of a fundraising thermometer. Text reads: Festival of Pies December 27 5:30-8pm. Separation of church and state protects your civil liberties. Your support helps secular az fight for your rights. A little slice keeps our secular democracy nice. RSVP secularaz.org/pie-fest-2025 with secular az logo on the bottom right and QR code on the left
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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On the sixth day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeeee....

...a core that's very sturdyyyy

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a nativity set with a Mary wearing blue and white robes and a Jospeh wearing pink and white robes. They kneel, with a white sheep, around a manger. Atop the hay lies a baby, who is appears to be doing pilates/planking/building core strength
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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On the fifth day of the War on Christmas™ my true love gave to meeeee....

...lawn decor that's feeling friskyyyyyy

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A lawn ornament consisting of one of Santa's elves, wearing a red and white striped shirt and green pants and boots and hat. The elf is holding a white and red gift-wrapped present in one arm and raising the other arm above the gift.
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM