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Very Horny Bird (BIRDday Month!)🔞
@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
• 19 | He/They | 🇺🇸🆘 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | 🦅 Sona

• Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky
🗣️💨🍑💨💩

• MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOPHILES/BABYFURS will be BANNED

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Pfp made by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social
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This is an 18+ kink account!

I’m a gay bald eagle, and I like stinky #furry stuff.

This MAINLY involves #burp, #fart, and #scat. From now on, I will try to remember to tag my media posts with hashtags of such so that people can block certain stuff I post if they’re not into it. Enjoy.~

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CONTAINMENT BREACH CONTAINMENT BREACH HOLY FUCK-
#scat
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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orca drawing 74
got up to get a soda, but this orca will be sitting back down!
commission for @brainlessfox.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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[MPREG]

Commission for Sheng

#juicedtoucanart
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Busted for driving a dumptruck... 💦
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t know anything about any sport other than football (⚽️). If I’m at any other sports game, in person, which I’ve never even gone to yet, it’s because I’m there to see the FAT mascots and get a good look at their shitters while they shake their fat around. 😇
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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big birds really are nature's bed
September 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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first c🐺mm of the month for @thysisit.bsky.social
tysm for your interest!
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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orca drawing 73
put your feet up and relax on the couch awhile
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I should just sell feet pics at this point
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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fascism has always malformed left wing politics for its own agenda. it can't help but to corrupt and pervert beautiful things because it can't produce anything of meaning or value on its own
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Driving a dumptruck...
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hooray. Birthday month. 19.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
On the train back to uni. went to the bathroom earlier to just let out a bunch of farts I’ve been holding in for the past four hours.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Aldo is hot as fuck (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Sitting Ducks yaoi
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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CW: Scat

An alt to a commission from a close friend M4RB1T!
Kim Puchi, fashion designing Red Panda makes briefs MADE for soiling~
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Well? You gonna let all that gravy go to waste? 😔😏🤎

Some flipper smut based on that one short where he helps a Turkey lose weight before Thanksgiving. I guess melting down's one way to reach your goal uvu

#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #daffyduck #impliedvore #feet #flipperfriday #olfactophilia #thanksgiving
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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CW: #SCAT #HYPERSCAT

Here’s the still pics, especially because there’s no way in hell that gif came out in decent resolution on this site
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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CW: #SCAT #HYPERSCAT

Don’t worry here’s the real post thanksgiving aftermath, just had to push out the plug to get it flowing
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you don’t count the fact that his mom is Skrillex’s agent, I like the thought that 2hollis got popular off of FIFA and Yo Gabba Gabba.

This will always be a peak FC24 track.
poster boy - 2hollis (EAFC 24 SOUNDTRACK)
YouTube video by favelamarek
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Canadian thanksgiving already came and went in October but I hope you don’t mind if I steal some of the post-thanksgiving-aftermath valour by inflicting it upon my poor sona
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is what I’ve learned I should/shouldn’t do when it comes to telling others what I want for my birthday. Tell me if this is true.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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alright i'll bite

(if you don't want to suffer going through my gallery on here, check out my furaffinity for high res images, link in bio)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM