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SecondTalon
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1880s crust punk in a 2010s world
Mark, have you ever talked to a poor person who wasn't an employee or trying to get your money?
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I've noticed that often times "makes their entire personality being gay" means "Man refers to his husband in relevant conversation on four of the ten episodes he appears in"
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I remember the huge push in the 90s to get the teens/college kids in to coding by absolutely touting "six figures right out of college!" or otherwise painting it as effectively printing money for easy work.

I figure the people who fell for that are the biggest proponents of "Chatbot code for me"
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's very Torment-Engine.

"This is a device that speaks deceptive truths that poison your mind until you no longer believe reality and have replace it with falsehood"

"What a dope name for my surveillance company! Gonna sell what I find out to the Government!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everything to your reply is a joke. I am unsure of your reply. I used it to make a joke about how Bluesky as a whole seems to not get jokes, sarcasm, or gentle trolling
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
More "She stopped saying no the tenth time I tried to take her pants off, so..."
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can no longer tell if Bluesky users are genuinely not getting jokes or if they're making a grander joke by pretending they aren't getting the joke.

Am I now the Bluesky user not getting that someone is not getting a joke as a joke?

Will someone interpret my statements as serious or humor?
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by SecondTalon
I just wish more leaders were ashamed, and more artists angry.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The part right before that!

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You know as well as I do that it'd be something like "cumwave"
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Jizz. I wish I was joking. Lucas named the style of music they play as Jizz.

There, now you're cursed with knowledge too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We know. We also have the ability to tell it to fuck off and ignore it. We're concerned it's now going to invade the spaces we don't want it invading, like every other platform did, and why they're hellscapes
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why is Al Gore's Rhythm even involved? I want to see the people I follow and the things they say, their reposts, etc. I want to find new people by a friend to saying "This person is cool", not a math equation on someone else's computer
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I hate "Corps are people" and so on as much any reasonable person - so a lot - but I also think they should sue RFK personally and the US Government for slander and libel, and maybe stock manipulation? Basically everything.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think I've been called Uncle (to my face) more by my friend's kid than my sibling's kids.
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not the same, because it varies. They deserve the worst. As in if the worst is "None at all" then they're prohibited from having any as well.
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Have we made a computer that produces different results on low power than high (hungry) or at different temperatures (too hot or cold) or after being informed the assembler that made it was decom'd? (death of a parent emotional distress)

Too much focus on one organ, not the whole system, to start
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The heart react is such a weird way for me to express "I'm so sorry you are dealing with this"
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've seen shitty art. I've seen soulless "made by focus group committee" art. There's still intention behind every word, brushstroke, pencil mark. taped on piece of garbage, etc.

GenAI is just statistical averages. Wordcloud of brushstrokes. Interesting for a moment, and forgettable.
October 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM