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Just another freak in the freak kingdom.

Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Meanwhile, aides are growing concerned over his frequent patronage of 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳, where he most recently went to see 𝘍𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯 9 before proceeding on to 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘚𝘱𝘢 to "get a workout."
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🤘ROCK & ROLL🤘
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Talk about the holidays coming prematurely...
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Same, girl. Same. Fortunately, the lady in my life is a Double-EP.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We just might have a shot at wrapping all this up ahead of schedule...
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me right now:
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We might consider designing a deck of cards featuring one of each name on each card, with photo, bio, connections, misdeeds, assets, interests, etc. Once we've conclusively determined who did what and we have the bastards on the run, it'll be like hunting down the SS or Saddam's Republican Guard.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The infamous cryptic utterance has at long last been deciphered!
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Damn, looks like he got to Mitt, too...
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One played the sax on Arsenio Hall...
One plays WITH sacks inside of a stall.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
REINSTATE #PattonOswalt NOW!
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When asked to reciprocate, Bill declined, explaining he felt no need to pick his teeth.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I gotta chain-smoke for this one...
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Now THAT'S a move.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Narrator: Sadly, they found it HILARIOUS...
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The Universe has blessed Wisconsin's heroic stand against aggression and intimidation with a timely arctic rainbow, aka the aurora borealis.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I hope this clears up any remaining confusion.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For the first time in my life, I'm relieved to live in a stand-your-ground state...and man, am I ever prepared to invoke it if necessary.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just gonna leave this right here...

tinyurl.com/ypr7uk6x
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
And binders full of women! No, wait...actually they were girls.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Say it with me now...
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He actually posted this himself as if it were a positive, when in fact it just gives the whole game away:

Further consolidate wealth/power within the plutocracy, & create a permanent underclass by leveraging hereditary wealth to impose hereditary debt and life-long, intergenerational destitution.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM