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Just another freak in the freak kingdom.
Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
Mark Kelly joined the Senate via special election after John McCain passed. The way I see it, as Kelly's star rises, it's like watching that magnificent old man give that iconic thumbs-down gesture as he voted NO on repealing the ACA all over again. This year, JE's not the ONLY Ghost of Xmas Past...
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Mark Kelly joined the Senate via special election after John McCain passed. The way I see it, as Kelly's star rises, it's like watching that magnificent old man give that iconic thumbs-down gesture as he voted NO on repealing the ACA all over again. This year, JE's not the ONLY Ghost of Xmas Past...
I think Gabrielle Giffords will be an OUTSTANDING First Lady. After all, SOMEONE must fill the immense vacuum of grace, class, charm, dignity, respect, civility, and taste within those walls. Gabby will meet the challenge like few others have. I know it down to my bone marrow. #Re-PlantJackie'sRoses
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I think Gabrielle Giffords will be an OUTSTANDING First Lady. After all, SOMEONE must fill the immense vacuum of grace, class, charm, dignity, respect, civility, and taste within those walls. Gabby will meet the challenge like few others have. I know it down to my bone marrow. #Re-PlantJackie'sRoses
Just a friendly reminder that THIS is what we're dealing with. Don't get scared. Don't get angry...
GET. MOTHER. FUCKING. EVEN.
GET. MOTHER. FUCKING. EVEN.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Just a friendly reminder that THIS is what we're dealing with. Don't get scared. Don't get angry...
GET. MOTHER. FUCKING. EVEN.
GET. MOTHER. FUCKING. EVEN.
"FUCK DA PO-LICE!," the furry bandit squeaked as he ducked down the next alleyway...
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"FUCK DA PO-LICE!," the furry bandit squeaked as he ducked down the next alleyway...
There stands a broken man, looking like he just had the Holy Grail of dicks slapped out of his mouth, never to be seen again...
New GOP moves 'open door' for Dems to make 'chaotic and unprecedented' power play: analyst
Recent retirements announced by the GOP mean that Democrats may get a chance to make an "unprecedented" power play that would expose the "fragile" Republican majority, according to a writer on Saturda...
www.rawstory.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
There stands a broken man, looking like he just had the Holy Grail of dicks slapped out of his mouth, never to be seen again...
Definitely a good start. Might I suggest fully encircling the building and establishing a perimeter with defense-in-depth to stave off attacks, both from within the cauldron and from without? (1/3)
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Definitely a good start. Might I suggest fully encircling the building and establishing a perimeter with defense-in-depth to stave off attacks, both from within the cauldron and from without? (1/3)
Pitching a new slogan for WaPo:
"You must have at least THIS MUCH disposable income to stay informed and participate in the democratic process. After all, you don't want democracy to DIE in DARKNESS, do you?! Didn't think so. Now upgrade to the premium subscription package, you fucking peasant."
"You must have at least THIS MUCH disposable income to stay informed and participate in the democratic process. After all, you don't want democracy to DIE in DARKNESS, do you?! Didn't think so. Now upgrade to the premium subscription package, you fucking peasant."
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pitching a new slogan for WaPo:
"You must have at least THIS MUCH disposable income to stay informed and participate in the democratic process. After all, you don't want democracy to DIE in DARKNESS, do you?! Didn't think so. Now upgrade to the premium subscription package, you fucking peasant."
"You must have at least THIS MUCH disposable income to stay informed and participate in the democratic process. After all, you don't want democracy to DIE in DARKNESS, do you?! Didn't think so. Now upgrade to the premium subscription package, you fucking peasant."
I've always thought it quite ironic and absurdly tone-deaf to tout that slogan while hyping up content hidden behind a paywall.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I've always thought it quite ironic and absurdly tone-deaf to tout that slogan while hyping up content hidden behind a paywall.
"[Mike Johnson] overestimates his ability to get things done, and underestimates maybe how much time it will take."
-Kelly Johnson [Mike's "wife"]
Kelly, I can't possibly overstate just how much we believe you.
-Kelly Johnson [Mike's "wife"]
Kelly, I can't possibly overstate just how much we believe you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"[Mike Johnson] overestimates his ability to get things done, and underestimates maybe how much time it will take."
-Kelly Johnson [Mike's "wife"]
Kelly, I can't possibly overstate just how much we believe you.
-Kelly Johnson [Mike's "wife"]
Kelly, I can't possibly overstate just how much we believe you.
The name is now Pete HAGUE-seth. Pass it on...
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The name is now Pete HAGUE-seth. Pass it on...
Even the chief White House ethics lawyer in the George W. Bush administration is now publicly accusing Pete Hegseth and this entire "administration" of murder.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Even the chief White House ethics lawyer in the George W. Bush administration is now publicly accusing Pete Hegseth and this entire "administration" of murder.
Don has effectively designated an area inside a bathroom stall where everyone can talk shit about Becky for stealing his boyfriend.
The White House launched a page on its website, titled the “Hall of Shame,” devoted to naming and shaming media outlets and reporters that publish stories Trump disagrees with.
“Misleading. Biased. Exposed,” the site reads.
“Misleading. Biased. Exposed,” the site reads.
Trump ramps up reporter attacks with White House media bias tracker
A new White House webpage presents a “Hall of Shame” for news reports that the president disagrees with, coming after Trump voiced personal attacks on female reporters at ABC, CBS, the New York Times ...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Don has effectively designated an area inside a bathroom stall where everyone can talk shit about Becky for stealing his boyfriend.
“There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots." -Ulysses S. Grant
To anyone this offends: You have a standing invitation to tell me your troubles in the nearest parking lot.
To the spirit of U.S. Grant: You, sir, have a standing invitation to possess my body to do your thing a second time.
To anyone this offends: You have a standing invitation to tell me your troubles in the nearest parking lot.
To the spirit of U.S. Grant: You, sir, have a standing invitation to possess my body to do your thing a second time.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots." -Ulysses S. Grant
To anyone this offends: You have a standing invitation to tell me your troubles in the nearest parking lot.
To the spirit of U.S. Grant: You, sir, have a standing invitation to possess my body to do your thing a second time.
To anyone this offends: You have a standing invitation to tell me your troubles in the nearest parking lot.
To the spirit of U.S. Grant: You, sir, have a standing invitation to possess my body to do your thing a second time.
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Burns Off *Facial Hair* In Tragic Friction-Related Ass-Eating Incident
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Burns Off *Facial Hair* In Tragic Friction-Related Ass-Eating Incident
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
Now THIS is the kind of behavior that typically warrants prosecution to the fullest extent of the law, up to and including capital punishment...for a demonstrably capital offense. Some time in the near future, a judge will deliver an excoriating sentencing statement to the following effect...(1/2)
Hegseth Ordered Second Strike to Kill Caribbean Boat Survivors: Report
The United States changed its protocols after Secretary Hegseth told officials to "kill everybody" onboard an a Caribbean vessel in September.
www.military.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Now THIS is the kind of behavior that typically warrants prosecution to the fullest extent of the law, up to and including capital punishment...for a demonstrably capital offense. Some time in the near future, a judge will deliver an excoriating sentencing statement to the following effect...(1/2)
He's no longer in office and won't seek it again. He's 83 years old. He has cancer. Yet this is how he chose to spend Thanksgiving. Though he has effectively left public life, he understands that one NEVER leaves public service. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO, BRANDON!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He's no longer in office and won't seek it again. He's 83 years old. He has cancer. Yet this is how he chose to spend Thanksgiving. Though he has effectively left public life, he understands that one NEVER leaves public service. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO, BRANDON!!!
Devastated to report that 20-year-old National Guard Member of West Virginia Sarah Bergstrom didn't make it. She wasn't even supposed to be at work yesterday. Management called her in...
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Devastated to report that 20-year-old National Guard Member of West Virginia Sarah Bergstrom didn't make it. She wasn't even supposed to be at work yesterday. Management called her in...
So not only was the DC shooter granted asylum by this administration, but he also has ties to the CIA and was even in possession of a CIA-issued ID. This administration gives one no choice but to entertain conspiracy theories.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So not only was the DC shooter granted asylum by this administration, but he also has ties to the CIA and was even in possession of a CIA-issued ID. This administration gives one no choice but to entertain conspiracy theories.
I'm sure Don is RIGHT. ON. TOP. of ensuring the well-being of the wounded Guardsmen, and OF COURSE he must be consoling their families at this very moment...
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I'm sure Don is RIGHT. ON. TOP. of ensuring the well-being of the wounded Guardsmen, and OF COURSE he must be consoling their families at this very moment...
May the citizen remain within the soldier, and may the soldier remain within the citizen.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
May the citizen remain within the soldier, and may the soldier remain within the citizen.
I was wondering when we'd start seeing the impact of taking our eyes off the ball in that department.
Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I was wondering when we'd start seeing the impact of taking our eyes off the ball in that department.
Turns out the shooter was vetted & granted asylum by, wait for it...DJT.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Turns out the shooter was vetted & granted asylum by, wait for it...DJT.
You love to see it.
Trump’s approval rating negative with every pollster for first time ever
President Donald Trump currently has an average disapproval rating of 55 percent, according to a polling aggregator.
www.newsweek.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You love to see it.
Don just became the governor from the Brainspawn episode of Futurama, who responded to news of a train derailment/pileup with, "I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS!"
Washington DC shooting: video suggests ‘lone gunman’ shot two national guard members near White House, say Washington DC police – latest updates
Gunman ‘ambushed’ troops and both guardsmen are being treated for gunshot wounds, says assistant chief of DC’s Metropolitan police department
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Don just became the governor from the Brainspawn episode of Futurama, who responded to news of a train derailment/pileup with, "I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS!"