Literally their 14 minutes of fame

Inna Gadda Davida

I remember back in ‘16 the rumor was that his run for POTUS was just a ploy to launch his own news network and spend the next four years raging at HRC. When he ever won he looked like the dog that caught the car, scared shitless of the job.

According to his calculations, the killer’s name is Yelnick McWawa.

He messed up all of his own tunes too, they're just not classics

He was a bum, but he was a homegrown bum.

I always end up managing bookings and it is the most frustrating task, I think the only people who hate it more than musicians are the venues.

What's the price for removing a giant asshole?

Answers just as many prayers, too

It's like they let Eric Cartman interior design the White House

John Lennon? Would have been interesting to see if Double Fantasy was the start of a redemption arc or a pit stop on the road to hell.

Kash Patel proudly announcing the FBI has detained a rabbit as a person of interest.

Kinda like Kissinger's, except without the 103 years old part

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The only time LE solves a crime is when someone gets shamed into confessing or a civilian drops a dime. Kash Patel will sit around waiting for someone to call a tip line, then act like he's Hercule Poirot when they make an arrest.